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Dickriders of the "targeting" rule are pussies.

Posted on 11/6/23 at 1:48 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 1:48 pm
"Targeting" does not exist, except to fantasy football pussies



helmet to helmet happens every play - every play - that's why they wear helmets



Spearing is a real rule going back 70 years or more.



"Launching" is the biggest bowl of gay I've ever heard of. Even more hilarious than "targeting."
This post was edited on 11/6/23 at 1:52 pm
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
10186 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 1:49 pm to
Oh good, a targeting thread.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 1:49 pm to
I'm going to make this same thread like 100 times in the next year or so and keep beating it into the heads of pussies

then the next year, then the next year...
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111704 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 1:51 pm to
None of it is as gay as your fat, tranny-looking mother.
Posted by EGO3x
Member since Oct 2023
1674 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 1:52 pm to
Yea bro. CTE is for bitches. I've had 72 "concussions" in my life and I'm perfectly fine.
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
9076 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 1:55 pm to
Why does every post you make remind me of the guy talking louder than everyone else in the room?
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
36895 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:14 pm to
Why is your title so aggressive? Have a soy latte
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30418 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:16 pm to
Your schtick is stale.
Posted by Jumpinjack
Member since Oct 2021
6485 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:18 pm to
It is anatomically impossible to not lead with your head.
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
33119 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:28 pm to
Spearing is targeting. Now you know.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
9399 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

Dickriders of the "targeting" rule are pussies.

Sounds like that would be a great title for a Hank Jr. song.
Posted by Smoke Test
Member since Dec 2022
88 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:39 pm to
Nowadays it’s penalty if you hit the QB high, or if you hit him low. So you gotta hit him in the d1ck I guess. The idiot “rules expert” said he was a defenseless player! The QB? Who makes this sh1t up?
Posted by Rabern57
Alabama
Member since Jan 2010
13366 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:42 pm to
Another Bama dickrider thread.
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23343 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67234 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:45 pm to
Targeting is a dumb rule. Targeting reviews stop the game and interrupt the flow of a game experience that’s already being butchered by tv commercials.

However, if we’re going to have a rule, it should be enforced in a relatively consistent manner. By the rules, the play appeared to be targeting. However, there was another play on the next drive by LSU which could have also been flagged for targeting, but wasn’t.

If we cannot get a consistent enforcement because the penalized behavior itself is simply too nebulous and difficult to ascertain, then the rule should not exist. However, if there is a rule, it should be enforced. The fact that it was not even reviewed, when there is a mechanism with multiple checks in place to make sure these sorts of things are reviewed, fuels the conspiratorial argument that Alabama consistently benefits from favorable treatment by officials.
Posted by Yippie_Ky_yae
Member since Jun 2019
3816 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:52 pm to
Then why worry about horse collar while your at it.
Posted by AlaskaAg
Member since Feb 2022
848 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 3:13 pm to
To think you spent nearly two days conjuring up this dumpster fire of a thread, makes me think you’ve been on the receiving end of helmet to helmet quite a few times.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
67120 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 3:15 pm to
football is a social construct.

there is no football found in nature.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49398 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 3:17 pm to
CTE is for real men who get older and blow their brains out
Posted by Tigerdad2001
Watson
Member since Sep 2013
922 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 3:33 pm to
Even if we don't have targeting, he slammed JD and put his weight all on him. It's a penalty in any scenario and you're the dickrider if your niave arse doesn't see this. So obvious. F you and F Bama. Also, just fyi, I'm not a fan of all these weak calls or rules in todays football, but if it's going to be that way than that is what it is and you can't deny that! Not sure how you losers get away with some of this?
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