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Florida Man games will feature beer belly wrestling and 'evading arrest' obstacle course

Posted on 10/26/23 at 10:34 pm
Posted by Tasty Thrill
Member since Oct 2023
809 posts
Posted on 10/26/23 at 10:34 pm
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ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. (AP) — It ain’t the Olympics, but a group of Floridians plan to host competitions themed according to the collective antics of the beer-loving, gator-possessing, rap-sheet heavy, mullet-wearing social media phenomenon known as “Florida Man.”

Organizers of the “Florida Man Games” describe the competition as “the most insane athletic showdown on Earth.” The games will poke fun at Florida’s reputation for producing strange news stories involving guns, drugs, booze and reptiles — or some combination of the four.

Among the contests planned for next February in St. Augustine, Florida, according to organizers, are the Evading Arrest Obstacle Course in which contestants jump over fences and through yards while being chased by real police officers; the Category 5 Cash Grab in which participants try to grab as much money in a wind-blowing booth; and the self-explanatory beer-belly wrestling.


First Ever Florida Man Games

Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7631 posts
Posted on 10/26/23 at 11:46 pm to
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Evading Arrest Obstacle Course

I cackled
Posted by RockyRococco
Jacksonville FL
Member since Aug 2021
1256 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 2:16 am to
DUUUUUUUUUUUU
VALLLLLLLLLL
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
3775 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 7:50 am to
Old ESPN would have televised this for all of us to enjoy. Definitely more action than COPS and On Patrol Live.
Posted by Tasty Thrill
Member since Oct 2023
809 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 8:14 am to
I wonder if they have the Empty Whisky Bottle Stadium Throw?
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7631 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:48 am to
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I wonder if they have the Empty Whisky Bottle Stadium Throw?

That’s Tennessee Man. And Mississippi Man.
Posted by SCwTiger
armpit of 'merica
Member since Aug 2014
5857 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 11:02 am to
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Old ESPN would have televised this for all of us to enjoy.

Now they have cornhole and sign spinning competitions.

We want FlurdaMan!
Posted by Tennessee River
Member since Oct 2023
256 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 4:40 pm to
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I wonder if they have the Empty Whisky Bottle Stadium Throw?
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That’s Tennessee Man.
I have never thrown an empty bottle at a football game.
Posted by Leopold
Columbia
Member since Sep 2013
1069 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 6:17 pm to
Good on them for laughing at themselves. Senses of humor are a rare thing in this world sometimes
Posted by Hargojargo
Member since Nov 2020
296 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 7:04 pm to
There should have been an alligator toss. I’ve heard Floridaman stories of gators being tossed through drive through windows. One guy robbed a gas station armed with a gator he threatened to lob at the attendant.

If there is some animal rights issue, just known alligators are tough. If nothing else use a fake alligator.
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