re: explain to me why the Grove is as great as people make it out to be

Never been but here's all that I've heard:

You are arse cheek to arse cheek with everyone in it
*It’s not quite that crowded, but crowded. But if it is as lame as “you’ve heard” then why is it crowded at all?

Chandeliers, tablecloths, candelabras, silverware
*Not really , that’s an exaggeration and for the ones that have chandeliers, it’s all for fun, a joke of sorts. Hard to explain, but not what you think. There are a few who have candelabras and all that, but they’re trying too hard.

No open flames allowed in tailgates
*While it’s not really arse cheek to arse cheek, it is crowded and not roomy enough for open flames.

Hours d'oeuvres, finger sandwiches, and premade food only
* See above. But, rest assured, there’s plenty of delicious food in the Grove.

Alcohol can only be consumed in a cup
*I’ll admit, this is kind of silly, it has to do with local laws, but it really doesn’t effect the party or experience. A minor inconvenience at best.

You should join us sometime. It’s a great experience and the hospitality is off the charts. Like every SEC school, we have our unique traditions and pageantry. It’s what makes the SEC the SEC!