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Bama/Texas Roll Call

Posted on 9/7/23 at 11:51 pm
Posted by Comancheria
Guntersville, AL
Member since May 2023
738 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 11:51 pm
Who is going? Picked up some lunatics from the airport in Birmingham, we're golfing in the morning and then we're burning this shithole to the ground. In all seriousness, it's a nice campus, can't wait for the game. Unfortunate timing for your landscaper who looked up a second later




Posted by Forever Ur Daddy
Member since Sep 2023
78 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 11:57 pm to
I hope you’re not too anxious to watch your Big 12 boys get stomped by the real SEC
Posted by bamaoldtimer
Member since Dec 2009
1168 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 12:01 am to
That was good. This is better
Posted by Captain Insano
Idk
Member since Jun 2012
1140 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 12:05 am to
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Picked up some lunatics from the airport in Birmingham, we're golfing in the morning

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we're burning this shithole to the ground

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Unfortunate timing for your landscaper who looked up a second later

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Comancheria

What a fricking tool
Posted by 417longhorn
Austin, TX
Member since Oct 2009
520 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 12:20 am to
I'll be there in the nosebleeds. NN-7
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
5544 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 12:25 am to
I’ll be in town and tailgating for sure. Not sure about the game itself.

Have fun in Ttown right up until kickoff. RTR
Posted by EthanHunt007
Member since Aug 2023
1171 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 12:36 am to
I'll be there with my gang of rowdy hellraisers if you want to meet up and fight or share a Smirnoff Cherry or two.
Posted by ugasickem
Allatoona
Member since Nov 2010
11502 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 12:38 am to
Meh! Bunch of Has beens. I’ll be flying out to Vegas. No need to watch this boring arse game of a cheez it bowl rematch during next bowl season
This post was edited on 9/8/23 at 12:42 am
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9387 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 12:38 am to
Didn’t realize you were a woman. Look at those tiny hands lol
Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
14518 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 1:00 am to
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EthanHunt007
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Smirnoff Cherry

The official drink of the LSU fanbase.
Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
14518 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 1:01 am to
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Didn’t realize you were a woman. Look at those tiny hands lol

Did the fresh manicure give her away?
Posted by EthanHunt007
Member since Aug 2023
1171 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 2:03 am to
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Smirnoff Cherry


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The official drink of the LSU fanbase.


Sorry, I meant Smirnoff Ice Rasberry flavor.
Posted by Jasharts77
Knoxville
Member since Nov 2019
630 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 2:58 am to
I'm hoping to just find a working link on you tube
This post was edited on 9/8/23 at 3:00 am
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
3266 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 5:19 am to
Typical Longhorn.

1. Acting classless when visiting other schools. Check.
2. Transferred aggressive action because of an inferiority issue. Check.
3. Totally out of touch with the reality of whose house you’re at. You realize every graduating player that calls that stadium home has a natty? Like every one? Check.
4. Delusional. And not aware of what “we’re Texas” really means. Check.
5. Believes that somehow, you are really “back. Check.

Amazing.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
21685 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 5:36 am to
Did the landscaper have a Texas Longhorn shirt on? Lots of them around Houston wear them.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
10346 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 5:37 am to
Fake. A real Longhorn fan would be holding up a dildo.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 5:59 am to
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Comancheria
You are flipping off a man who actually has a job and does real work? Seriously?

Posted by captainFid
Vestavia, AL
Member since Dec 2014
6299 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 7:11 am to
Fun fact - I never realized authorities allowed folks with ankle bracelets to cross state lines.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
52128 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 7:36 am to
Giving the finger to a man who is just trying to do his job.

Pathetic.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25083 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 7:46 am to
You have very effeminate hands
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