Chadwick Morris, aka "The Offensive Guru" doing......

Has the guy ever done anything right? I mean, it has to be pretty demoralizing to go through every season of your career as a complete frick up. He’s supposed to be an offensive guru and yet can’t ever get his offense to work.

I knew some players on the team when he first got to Arkansas and they told me he lost the team in the very first team meeting. He started the meeting telling the players to sit up straight and put both feet on the floor. He followed that great opening line with something like this and I'm paraphrasing; if you doing things right I wouldn't be here. It went downhill from there.

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

I didn't pay him anything but Arkansas paying him anything more than a swift, stout kick to the crotch should have been grounds for termination and everyone involved in that debacle was.

How this dude has a job on a coaching staff anywhere is one of life's biggest questions.

San Jose state