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Why do Jimbo's khakis always fit so poorly?

Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:26 pm
Posted by European Man Satchel
Member since Jul 2023
234 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:26 pm
Money can't buy properly fitting khakis, apparently.
Posted by Dexter22
Alabama
Member since Aug 2022
436 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:29 pm to
No dwarf stores in College Station.
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17499 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:30 pm to
This is peak rant
Posted by BeerSlayer
Member since Jul 2021
189 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:35 pm to
Why does another grown man give a frick about how another man dresses or how his clothes fit?

Are you European or are you gay? Both?
Posted by BoomerFNSooner
Choctaw
Member since Jul 2021
200 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:36 pm to
He is the most awkward coach in sport.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2403 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:38 pm to
You know the rules…..Supposed to be pics in these bitch threads.
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
6089 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:48 pm to
He’s not put together real well
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
5855 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 4:06 pm to
They say that once the waist is twice the size of the inseam, they start to fit poorly.
Posted by mpwilging
Punta Gorda Isles, Florida
Member since Jan 2011
7010 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 6:13 pm to
If you can't fill up your pants, well, we know what that means. Maybe why the ex-wife was shagging players at FSU. Who knew??
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90874 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 7:29 pm to
Because his ex wife took his balls away
Posted by BurntOrangeMan
Dallas TX
Member since May 2021
5628 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

Why do Jimbo's khakis always fit so poorly?


The real question is why does his wife keep mixing the other guys' laundry in with his?
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
Member since Jun 2023
2302 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

by European Man Satchel


Did not read/voted down.
Posted by CrimsonFever
Gump Hard or Go Home
Member since Jul 2012
17940 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 9:43 pm to
To hide the fact that he wears adult diapers.
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
14601 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 8:40 am to
He should do like Harbaugh and buy them at Wal-mart.
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3495 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 8:43 am to
You are really worried about how a man's pants fit him? Where you checking out his "package"?

Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
5994 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 9:33 am to
God I love the Rant. Threads like this are hilarious.
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