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Why do Jimbo's khakis always fit so poorly?

Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:26 pm
Posted by European Man Satchel
Member since Jul 2023
234 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:26 pm
Money can't buy properly fitting khakis, apparently.
Posted by Dexter22
Alabama
Member since Aug 2022
436 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:29 pm to
No dwarf stores in College Station.
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17498 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:30 pm to
This is peak rant
Posted by BeerSlayer
Member since Jul 2021
189 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:35 pm to
Why does another grown man give a frick about how another man dresses or how his clothes fit?

Are you European or are you gay? Both?
Posted by BoomerFNSooner
Choctaw
Member since Jul 2021
200 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:36 pm to
He is the most awkward coach in sport.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
10282 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:37 pm to
He’s a troll. A racist one at that. Don’t need him. Go look at his post history.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2397 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:38 pm to
You know the rules…..Supposed to be pics in these bitch threads.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30451 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:39 pm to
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This is peak rant
not even close, kiddo.
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58925 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

No dwarf stores in College Station.


Dexter22
Alabama Fan
Alabama

Posted by BeerSlayer
Member since Jul 2021
189 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:40 pm to
You’re right.
Jimbo has made Arkansas his bitch.
Posted by European Man Satchel
Member since Jul 2023
234 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

Why does another grown man give a frick about how another man dresses or how his clothes fit?

Are you European or are you gay? Both?


How much do you bench press, I bet it's a LOT!
Posted by BeerSlayer
Member since Jul 2021
189 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:44 pm to
So you like buff, sweaty men too?
That’s ok, just keep it between you and your boyfriend.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2397 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:44 pm to
You’re right, but who hasn’t. Must suck to know you’re so great to beat us the last 10 yrs and still be a laughingstock.
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
5192 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:45 pm to
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dwarf


It is odd how the three shortest coaches in CFB are all in the SEC west
Posted by European Man Satchel
Member since Jul 2023
234 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:46 pm to
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So you like buff, sweaty men too?
That’s ok, just keep it between you and your boyfriend.



Keep posting and you will be late for your MMA training session
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
6082 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:48 pm to
He’s not put together real well
Posted by BeerSlayer
Member since Jul 2021
189 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:51 pm to
lol it would probably surprise you that I’ve actually taught martial arts.

Im also 6-5 / 230 with 8% body fat, a 12” penis, supermodel wife and even better looking girlfriend and have a 7 figure net worth.
Posted by European Man Satchel
Member since Jul 2023
234 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

Im also 6-5 / 230 with 8% body fat, a 12” penis, supermodel wife and even better looking girlfriend and have a 7 figure net worth.



Who here on this board doesn't???
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
5847 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 4:06 pm to
They say that once the waist is twice the size of the inseam, they start to fit poorly.
Posted by European Man Satchel
Member since Jul 2023
234 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 4:25 pm to
They also say that a slight break is great but not required. An oversized break means that your khakis are too long.
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