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The pathway to our first SEC Championship will be revealed this evening

Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:17 pm
Posted by GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Member since Dec 2014
1638 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:17 pm
Congratulations to the 7 teams that will dodge us in '24! No doubt the Tuscaloosa/Birmingham duo of Saban/Sankey will protect 'their team' from being embarrassed by the Longhorns in our inaugural SEC season.

We look forward to playing Georgia or LSU in the SEC championship game, which will likely be the last to be held in Atlanta. Atlanta used to be relevant when the Southeastern Conference was in the southeast. Now technically there's only one school (Florida) that's south and east of Atlanta.

I don't personally blame anyone aside of Vandy grads (who know better) as I understand that most of y'all are likely geographically challenged due to your remedial SEC educations. Enough with the geography lessons (though I might send Sankey a map), we're looking forward to taking the bull by the horns and steer the conference going forward.

You boys need to understand that money talks and BS walks. Whether you like us, love us or loathe us, in the land of the almighty dollar, cash is king and we wear the ####### crown!

Hook'em
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25454 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:17 pm to
6-6 season if you're lucky
Posted by LonghornyGal
Member since Jul 2022
166 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:18 pm to
I totally agree!!!!!

Let's get after these pansies. They're scared of us!

Hook' em
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
10282 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:18 pm to
I’m going to guess Sark will be Bama’s OC in 2025.
Posted by LonghornyGal
Member since Jul 2022
166 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:20 pm to
Shut up aggy. We will return to owning you.

76–37–5.... ouch...
Posted by PerplenGold
TX
Member since Nov 2021
1189 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:21 pm to
You couldn't even win a Lil 12 championship
Posted by MightyYat
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2009
24515 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

Congratulations to the 7 teams that will dodge us in '24! No doubt the Tuscaloosa/Birmingham duo of Saban/Sankey will protect 'their team' from being embarrassed by the Longhorns in our inaugural SEC season.

We look forward to playing Georgia or LSU in the SEC championship game, which will likely be the last to be held in Atlanta. Atlanta used to be relevant when the Southeastern Conference was in the southeast. Now technically there's only one school (Florida) that's south and east of Atlanta.

I don't personally blame anyone aside of Vandy grads (who know better) as I understand that most of y'all are likely geographically challenged due to your remedial SEC educations. Enough with the geography lessons (though I might send Sankey a map), we're looking forward to taking the bull by the horns and steer the conference going forward.

You boys need to understand that money talks and BS walks. Whether you like us, love us or loathe us, in the land of the almighty dollar, cash is king and we wear the ####### crown!

Hook'em


It's going to be a loooong, hard fall for you delusional fricks.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
10282 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:21 pm to
Yeah, you’ll probably be the 5th toughest game on our schedule.
Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
14421 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

The pathway to our first SEC Championship will be revealed this evening



Hey Picklebrain, the first step, stop marching in the wilderness since 2009.
Posted by ChuckUFarley
Up in heh!
Member since Jun 2022
314 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:21 pm to
I can assure you that very few like, love, or loathe you guys. To be honest, you have rarely been a thought, as most of us have been focused on weird stuff like, winning titles basically every year for 2 decades, competing against the best of the best year after year in conference, and then basically taking our pick of the best athletes that your money still cant buy and laughing at you for hoping to get a rise out of us on a message board, because you sure as hell arent getting any attention for your winning ways. Good luck bud
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
12865 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:23 pm to
Posted by GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Member since Dec 2014
1638 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

Yeah, you’ll probably be the 5th toughest game on our schedule.


Sark might send the JV to College Station and save the starters for Georgia.

You were weaklings in the Big 12 and now after a decade of hiding from us in the SEC you're even worse.



Posted by 427Nova
Member since Sep 2022
1722 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:28 pm to
Y’all talk shite without anything to back it up. 6-6 is a real possibility. You mofo’s will be humbled.
This post was edited on 6/14/23 at 10:33 pm
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
43175 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:30 pm to
Chicken, you might need to look into adding a Longhorn board for these idiots
Posted by Harvey Wallbanger
Member since Jun 2023
557 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Congratulations to the 7 teams that will dodge us in '24! No doubt the Tuscaloosa/Birmingham duo of Saban/Sankey will protect 'their team' from being embarrassed by the Longhorns in our inaugural SEC season.
Posted by Followthescience2024
Mar-a-Largo
Member since Jun 2023
240 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:31 pm to
You are about to get your shite pushed in and don’t even realize it yet.
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
5201 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:32 pm to
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LonghornyGal

quote:

They're scared of us!


I am scared of you like I am scared of South Carolina. Sure you might win one against us once every 15 years, but it's doubtful
Posted by BQAG02
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
798 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Y’all talk shite without anything to back it up. 6-6 is a really possibility. You mofo’s will be humbled.


Not possible. You need a sense of self-awareness to be humbled. They have none.
Posted by Whentheleveebreaks
Member since Aug 2020
1887 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:37 pm to
Just ventured over to the Longhorn message board. Majority over there are freaking out about Chip Browns tweet on their 2024 schedule.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
10282 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 4:41 pm to
They are probably going to suggest a 7 conference game model to Sankey after 2024.
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