re: Can Texas just replace Texas A&M?

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Could just as easily be an Alabama fan tired of losing to them.

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Please do not insult me like that. I have, in my lifetime done the following:

1. Completed a high school education.
2. Left the state I was born in.
3. Attended and completed a college education.
4. Have friends and family that are under 400 lbs.
5. Am personally well under the obesity BMI threshold.
6. Have no children named after my university’s current or former head coach.
7. Have never been asked to leave by Golden Corral (or been to one, just disgusting).

As you see I cannot even qualify for Bama fandom if I wanted to.