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Canned I Am
Posted on 11/6/08 at 4:53 pm
Posted on 11/6/08 at 4:53 pm
Canned I am,
To my own ill.
Did you hear?
They canned Fat Phil.
I am canned.
Yes I am.
I am crying on the cam.
I am canned,
Canned I am.
I do not like it.
I love ham.
Do you like them without pause,
Do you like the UT Vols?
I do not like them,
Canned I am.
I do not like them,
Man-for-man.
I was canned by trustee troll.
I was canned by popular poll.
I was canned right from my goal.
I was canned right from my role.
I was canned from the job I stole.
Did you steal it,
Canned-I-am?
Did you steal it,
From within the fam?
I stole it just as I planned.
I stole it for two hundred grand.
I stole it before the UT band.
I stole it before the UT stands.
I stole it right from Johnny’s hands.
I stole it because I had the balls.
I stole it to coach the UT Vols.
Will you coach them in a bowl?
Will you coach them up the poll?
I will not coach them in a bowl,
I will not coach them up the poll.
I will not coach them in the rain.
I will not coach them in a game.
I will not coach them to a loss.
I will not coach them as the boss.
I will not coach them run the ball.
I will not coach them, not at all.
I would not, could not, win a game
I would not, could not, take the blame
I would not, could not, if I tried.
I would not, could not, so I cried.
I could not, could not, save my hide.
I could not, could not, stop the Tide.
I am not happy.
I am full of regret.
I am not hungry.
Is it Thanksgiving yet?
Did you rat them,
Canned-I-am?
Did you rat them to the man?
I tried to rat them to my pop,
I tried to rat them to a cop.
I tried to rat them so they’d flop.
I tried to rat them so they’d drop.
I tried to rat to make them stop.
They tried to out-cheat Rocky Top!
Who will give my boys their aid?
Who will make sure they are paid?
Will you help them,
Canned-I-am?
Will you help them, to a man?
I will not cheat them to a sale.
I will not cheat them out of jail.
I will not cheat them to not ‘Fail.’
I will not cheat them to make bail.
I will not buy them an Escalade.
I will not buy them to get paid.
I will not buy them a good grade.
How much for the marmalade?
Can you coach them,
Canned-I-am?
Can you coach them,
Ever again?
I cannot coach them,
Canned I am.
I cannot coach them,
Worth a damn.
I cannot coach them like a hick.
I cannot coach them like in a flick.
I cannot coach them vs. Richt.
I cannot coach them at Red Stick.
I cannot coach them vs. Nick.
I cannot coach them worth a lick.
I cannot rat when teams out-cheat.
I cannot bring myself to eat.
I cannot leave this KFC.
I cannot drink enough gravy.
I will drink it when I foam.
I will drink it when in Rome.
I will drink it in a Dome.
I will drink it in a halfway-home.
Canned I am, I can’t believe.
Stung I am, by bright-orange bees.
Canned I am, right to my knees.
Two more orders of cheese-biscuits please.
All credit goes to Gump4Heisman.com
To my own ill.
Did you hear?
They canned Fat Phil.
I am canned.
Yes I am.
I am crying on the cam.
I am canned,
Canned I am.
I do not like it.
I love ham.
Do you like them without pause,
Do you like the UT Vols?
I do not like them,
Canned I am.
I do not like them,
Man-for-man.
I was canned by trustee troll.
I was canned by popular poll.
I was canned right from my goal.
I was canned right from my role.
I was canned from the job I stole.
Did you steal it,
Canned-I-am?
Did you steal it,
From within the fam?
I stole it just as I planned.
I stole it for two hundred grand.
I stole it before the UT band.
I stole it before the UT stands.
I stole it right from Johnny’s hands.
I stole it because I had the balls.
I stole it to coach the UT Vols.
Will you coach them in a bowl?
Will you coach them up the poll?
I will not coach them in a bowl,
I will not coach them up the poll.
I will not coach them in the rain.
I will not coach them in a game.
I will not coach them to a loss.
I will not coach them as the boss.
I will not coach them run the ball.
I will not coach them, not at all.
I would not, could not, win a game
I would not, could not, take the blame
I would not, could not, if I tried.
I would not, could not, so I cried.
I could not, could not, save my hide.
I could not, could not, stop the Tide.
I am not happy.
I am full of regret.
I am not hungry.
Is it Thanksgiving yet?
Did you rat them,
Canned-I-am?
Did you rat them to the man?
I tried to rat them to my pop,
I tried to rat them to a cop.
I tried to rat them so they’d flop.
I tried to rat them so they’d drop.
I tried to rat to make them stop.
They tried to out-cheat Rocky Top!
Who will give my boys their aid?
Who will make sure they are paid?
Will you help them,
Canned-I-am?
Will you help them, to a man?
I will not cheat them to a sale.
I will not cheat them out of jail.
I will not cheat them to not ‘Fail.’
I will not cheat them to make bail.
I will not buy them an Escalade.
I will not buy them to get paid.
I will not buy them a good grade.
How much for the marmalade?
Can you coach them,
Canned-I-am?
Can you coach them,
Ever again?
I cannot coach them,
Canned I am.
I cannot coach them,
Worth a damn.
I cannot coach them like a hick.
I cannot coach them like in a flick.
I cannot coach them vs. Richt.
I cannot coach them at Red Stick.
I cannot coach them vs. Nick.
I cannot coach them worth a lick.
I cannot rat when teams out-cheat.
I cannot bring myself to eat.
I cannot leave this KFC.
I cannot drink enough gravy.
I will drink it when I foam.
I will drink it when in Rome.
I will drink it in a Dome.
I will drink it in a halfway-home.
Canned I am, I can’t believe.
Stung I am, by bright-orange bees.
Canned I am, right to my knees.
Two more orders of cheese-biscuits please.
All credit goes to Gump4Heisman.com
Posted on 11/6/08 at 4:57 pm to ShreveportBama
Could be the worst post ever on the sec rant.
Posted on 11/6/08 at 6:32 pm to ShreveportBama
You have too much damn time.
Posted on 11/6/08 at 6:48 pm to ShreveportBama
F the haters, i liked it.
(but time too much, you do have)
(but time too much, you do have)
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