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Canned I Am
Posted on 11/6/08 at 4:53 pm
Posted on 11/6/08 at 4:53 pm
Canned I am,
To my own ill.
Did you hear?
They canned Fat Phil.
I am canned.
Yes I am.
I am crying on the cam.
I am canned,
Canned I am.
I do not like it.
I love ham.
Do you like them without pause,
Do you like the UT Vols?
I do not like them,
Canned I am.
I do not like them,
Man-for-man.
I was canned by trustee troll.
I was canned by popular poll.
I was canned right from my goal.
I was canned right from my role.
I was canned from the job I stole.
Did you steal it,
Canned-I-am?
Did you steal it,
From within the fam?
I stole it just as I planned.
I stole it for two hundred grand.
I stole it before the UT band.
I stole it before the UT stands.
I stole it right from Johnny’s hands.
I stole it because I had the balls.
I stole it to coach the UT Vols.
Will you coach them in a bowl?
Will you coach them up the poll?
I will not coach them in a bowl,
I will not coach them up the poll.
I will not coach them in the rain.
I will not coach them in a game.
I will not coach them to a loss.
I will not coach them as the boss.
I will not coach them run the ball.
I will not coach them, not at all.
I would not, could not, win a game
I would not, could not, take the blame
I would not, could not, if I tried.
I would not, could not, so I cried.
I could not, could not, save my hide.
I could not, could not, stop the Tide.
I am not happy.
I am full of regret.
I am not hungry.
Is it Thanksgiving yet?
Did you rat them,
Canned-I-am?
Did you rat them to the man?
I tried to rat them to my pop,
I tried to rat them to a cop.
I tried to rat them so they’d flop.
I tried to rat them so they’d drop.
I tried to rat to make them stop.
They tried to out-cheat Rocky Top!
Who will give my boys their aid?
Who will make sure they are paid?
Will you help them,
Canned-I-am?
Will you help them, to a man?
I will not cheat them to a sale.
I will not cheat them out of jail.
I will not cheat them to not ‘Fail.’
I will not cheat them to make bail.
I will not buy them an Escalade.
I will not buy them to get paid.
I will not buy them a good grade.
How much for the marmalade?
Can you coach them,
Canned-I-am?
Can you coach them,
Ever again?
I cannot coach them,
Canned I am.
I cannot coach them,
Worth a damn.
I cannot coach them like a hick.
I cannot coach them like in a flick.
I cannot coach them vs. Richt.
I cannot coach them at Red Stick.
I cannot coach them vs. Nick.
I cannot coach them worth a lick.
I cannot rat when teams out-cheat.
I cannot bring myself to eat.
I cannot leave this KFC.
I cannot drink enough gravy.
I will drink it when I foam.
I will drink it when in Rome.
I will drink it in a Dome.
I will drink it in a halfway-home.
Canned I am, I can’t believe.
Stung I am, by bright-orange bees.
Canned I am, right to my knees.
Two more orders of cheese-biscuits please.
All credit goes to Gump4Heisman.com
To my own ill.
Did you hear?
They canned Fat Phil.
I am canned.
Yes I am.
I am crying on the cam.
I am canned,
Canned I am.
I do not like it.
I love ham.
Do you like them without pause,
Do you like the UT Vols?
I do not like them,
Canned I am.
I do not like them,
Man-for-man.
I was canned by trustee troll.
I was canned by popular poll.
I was canned right from my goal.
I was canned right from my role.
I was canned from the job I stole.
Did you steal it,
Canned-I-am?
Did you steal it,
From within the fam?
I stole it just as I planned.
I stole it for two hundred grand.
I stole it before the UT band.
I stole it before the UT stands.
I stole it right from Johnny’s hands.
I stole it because I had the balls.
I stole it to coach the UT Vols.
Will you coach them in a bowl?
Will you coach them up the poll?
I will not coach them in a bowl,
I will not coach them up the poll.
I will not coach them in the rain.
I will not coach them in a game.
I will not coach them to a loss.
I will not coach them as the boss.
I will not coach them run the ball.
I will not coach them, not at all.
I would not, could not, win a game
I would not, could not, take the blame
I would not, could not, if I tried.
I would not, could not, so I cried.
I could not, could not, save my hide.
I could not, could not, stop the Tide.
I am not happy.
I am full of regret.
I am not hungry.
Is it Thanksgiving yet?
Did you rat them,
Canned-I-am?
Did you rat them to the man?
I tried to rat them to my pop,
I tried to rat them to a cop.
I tried to rat them so they’d flop.
I tried to rat them so they’d drop.
I tried to rat to make them stop.
They tried to out-cheat Rocky Top!
Who will give my boys their aid?
Who will make sure they are paid?
Will you help them,
Canned-I-am?
Will you help them, to a man?
I will not cheat them to a sale.
I will not cheat them out of jail.
I will not cheat them to not ‘Fail.’
I will not cheat them to make bail.
I will not buy them an Escalade.
I will not buy them to get paid.
I will not buy them a good grade.
How much for the marmalade?
Can you coach them,
Canned-I-am?
Can you coach them,
Ever again?
I cannot coach them,
Canned I am.
I cannot coach them,
Worth a damn.
I cannot coach them like a hick.
I cannot coach them like in a flick.
I cannot coach them vs. Richt.
I cannot coach them at Red Stick.
I cannot coach them vs. Nick.
I cannot coach them worth a lick.
I cannot rat when teams out-cheat.
I cannot bring myself to eat.
I cannot leave this KFC.
I cannot drink enough gravy.
I will drink it when I foam.
I will drink it when in Rome.
I will drink it in a Dome.
I will drink it in a halfway-home.
Canned I am, I can’t believe.
Stung I am, by bright-orange bees.
Canned I am, right to my knees.
Two more orders of cheese-biscuits please.
All credit goes to Gump4Heisman.com
Posted on 11/6/08 at 4:57 pm to ShreveportBama
Could be the worst post ever on the sec rant.
Posted on 11/6/08 at 5:26 pm to pioneerbasketball
quote:
Could be the worst post ever on the sec rant.
+1
Posted on 11/6/08 at 6:32 pm to ShreveportBama
You have too much damn time.
Posted on 11/6/08 at 6:48 pm to ShreveportBama
F the haters, i liked it.
(but time too much, you do have)
(but time too much, you do have)
Posted on 11/6/08 at 6:57 pm to ksayetiger
I didn't write it; I gave credit to Gump4Heisman.com
Posted on 11/6/08 at 7:05 pm to ShreveportBama
quote:
ShreveportBama
quote:
Gump4Heisman.com
I always give credit to my peeps!
Posted on 11/6/08 at 7:38 pm to ShreveportBama
quote:
didn't write it; I gave credit to Gump4Heisman.com
WoW!! You like PHIL HUH??? Get over it!!!
Posted on 11/6/08 at 7:39 pm to dukke v
quote:
WoW!! You like PHIL HUH??? Get over it!!!
God damn peej, I didn't write it.
I have more respect than most of my fellow fans for Fulmer, but I thought the poem was pretty good.
Posted on 11/6/08 at 7:40 pm to genuineLSUtiger
quote:
Get over what, PJ?
DID I ASK YOU??? NO!! SO STFU!!!
Posted on 11/6/08 at 7:41 pm to dukke v
Why so angry, PJ? Obama got you down?
Posted on 11/6/08 at 7:41 pm to dukke v
quote:
dukke v
You need to calm down old man, you'll give yourself a heart attack.
Posted on 11/6/08 at 7:47 pm to ShreveportBama
quote:
You need to calm down old man, you'll give yourself a heart attack.
The poem SUCKED!!! Well so do ALL of your posts!!!
Posted on 11/6/08 at 7:48 pm to dukke v
Your posts aren't exactly winning any prizes, PJ.
Posted on 11/6/08 at 7:49 pm to dukke v
quote:
Well so do ALL of your posts!!!
No need to get personal.
Posted on 11/6/08 at 7:54 pm to genuineLSUtiger
quote:
Your posts aren't exactly winning any prizes, PJ.
Is that what this about?? Prizes?? I better STEP IT UP!!!
Posted on 11/6/08 at 7:54 pm to ShreveportBama
quote:
No need to get personal.
How did I do that????
Posted on 11/7/08 at 2:24 am to caribG8R
Damn that stink
Did you ever stop and think
How long it was and shrink.
If you have this much time to write
Find something better and bright.
I'm just sitting here, chilling
Oh by the way, I liked
I was just kidding.
Did you ever stop and think
How long it was and shrink.
If you have this much time to write
Find something better and bright.
I'm just sitting here, chilling
Oh by the way, I liked
I was just kidding.
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