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If Auburn Were a Female

Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:00 am
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
197 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:00 am
She’d be the type to lure a guy out of good relationship only to sleep with his best friend within a couple of years. She absolutely destroys all the men she brings into her orbit…she’s a black widow.

She can make herself look pretty and fun but you know deep down that she’s just a whore.

If you’re lucky, you have a decent run like Tuberville but the end is always the same- you get left and dry and your career is over.

Tell me I’m wrong.

Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21515 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:01 am to
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she’s a black widow.


Posted by gumpinmizzou
Member since May 2017
2805 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:03 am to
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Tuberville


I can see it now…Joey Freshwater, US Senator
Posted by Rhymenoceros
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Nov 2012
4188 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:03 am to
Posted by toratiger
susukino
Member since Aug 2008
2610 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:03 am to
You seem hurt and scared.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
12238 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:05 am to
Kiffin on a zoom tour of our $100M Football Complex…

This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 9:06 am
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21515 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:05 am to
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you get left and dry and your career is over.


And you walk away with $15 millon and usually have some hardware too.

No hardware to be found in Oxford.
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 9:05 am
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
5458 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:06 am to
How do you know my ex wife?
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4374 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:06 am to
When you're a fan of a stepping stone program it's probably hard to understand what is expected out of coaches at non-stepping stone programs.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7319 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:06 am to
Damn, can I lay on your couch for a few hours. I have some bags I need to unpack.
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
197 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:08 am to
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How do you know my ex wife?


Your daddy didn’t warn you about Auburn women?
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12831 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:10 am to
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21515 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:10 am to
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Your daddy didn’t warn you about Auburn women?


Apparently Jimbo's daddy didn't
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10405 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:12 am to






This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 9:15 am
Posted by mckibaj
Member since Nov 2010
7729 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:12 am to
So Auburn is a 10, but crazy?

quote:

you get left and dry and your career is over.


You get Alimony!
Harsin had a 7 year/ 10 Mil deal at Boise. He came to Auburn and made 16mil in less than 2 years. Plus 2mil/year for the next 4 years.

Malzahn (8 years) and Tubs (10 years)had good runs.
Posted by JColtF
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Aug 2008
4749 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:15 am to
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If Auburn Were a Female


She'd be one of those white Suburban moms who try to hide their racism by being a democrat and posting BLM stuff on Facebook while forbidding their kids from hanging out with any kids that aren't white enough
Posted by Beachbum87
Las Vegas
Member since Oct 2022
1981 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:16 am to
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Tell me I’m wrong.


You’re wrong
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13542 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:30 am to
LSU could have lured him away last year- and didn't pursue him. I like the Lane's coaching and think he's a great offensive guru. But I wonder if Lane will ever be a long term guy anyplace he goes?

Lane couldn't even manage to stay with this:





Posted by WarDamnSmeagol
Member since Dec 2021
368 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:31 am to
All that matters is that we are hot and Ole Miss is a waffle house waitress that a guy like Tiger Woods might bang on a bender
Posted by JColtF
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Aug 2008
4749 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:35 am to
So long as we get another Tosh.0 skit out of it I'm happy
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