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Jimbo isn’t as dumb as he looks, he has a secret plan

Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:20 pm
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
5926 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:20 pm
Per TexAgs



In fact, he’s a genius…..
Posted by Between TheHedges
Message Board Genius
Member since Aug 2022
3721 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:20 pm to
That’s why he always Carries all those papers in his hand
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 9:21 pm
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18285 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:21 pm to
If he was brilliant he wouldn't need a ploy to beat fricking Miami
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8541 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:24 pm to
Thats the old Les Miles timeout philosophy. First team to use all 6 total timeouts wins. Jimbo is doing that, only with QB's.

It is gonna BLOW our fricking mind when he trots out the wildcat in November with Archane at QB the entire night.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:24 pm to
I hope he has a secret playbook, too.
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
13204 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:28 pm to
Sounds like some of my family members buying worthless currency from Venezuela and thinking there’s going to a be a re-value when 1,000,000 Venezuelan Bolivar (worth less than $2 USD) will be paired with the American dollar and become 1-1 and worth $1 million USD.

Before you ask, it is real thing and scary people fall for it regardless of it’s obviously fake nature.

That’s about how I believe “plans” like this. Only the gullible will believe it.

They’re also likely to fall for MLMs…
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108826 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:49 pm to
They're in phase tah-two (need the Latoya gif)
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
31037 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

Jimbo isn’t as dumb as he looks


Dude is making bank through mediocrity.

Seems smart in that regard :)
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
2949 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:12 pm to
This is like Q has invaded College football….I’m done,
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
9098 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:33 pm to
Could be playing chess with us all again.

Remember, he lost those early games last year so Bama wouldn't know what hit them.
Posted by Hook Em Horns
350000 posts
Member since Sep 2010
15154 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 11:12 pm to
That, ladies and gentlemen is pure aggy. That is who they are 100%.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3380 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

Jimbo isn’t as dumb as he looks

Contraire , by all observations, he's even
dumber than he looks. Not quite Neanderthal, but close.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 11:23 pm to
Trust Sessions
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22702 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 11:43 pm to
Unfortunately, the plan is to get fired and collect his buyout, then go to Destin and bang all O's castoffs.
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
4756 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 12:00 am to
It is nice aggies are willing to share their wildest fantasies.
Posted by Reservoir Ag
Member since Dec 2020
3572 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 12:26 am to
Holy shlt, you’re crawling through TexAgs for content? On a Friday evening???

And you really think this is Jimbo’s plan?

This message is to all you retards constantly posting your bullshlt A&M threads…

At what point does your delusional hatred become unhealthy? What was Texas A&M ever done to a freaking Florida gator that makes you act this retarded?

Get a life bro and stop acting like a complete dick all the time.

This post was edited on 9/17/22 at 12:29 am
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8558 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 3:25 am to
This has to be a troll right? Honestly though this is by far the most delusional fanbase in the country, it would not surprise me if this were real.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
18821 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 7:28 am to
More like... jimbo is ready to retire but wants all his buyout money and doesn't plan on quitting, so he'll just be the 8&4 king until they fire him.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18769 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 7:47 am to
Did his plan also include having a worse record than Sumlin through 50 games? If so, he nailed it.
Posted by DaWGfan01
PCB FL
Member since Dec 2017
1471 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 7:51 am to
Dumbo should pat his agent on the back for the buyout he negotiated with a&m, he's gonna be collecting on it sooner rather than later unless he gets himself a legitimate OC...
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