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What’s funny is, your conference wanted US.

Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:18 pm
Posted by TheMissingMillion
Upper Deck
Member since Sep 2022
141 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:18 pm
Explain that if we are so bad
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
2464 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:20 pm to
You are the answer to your own question. Your fans are dumb enough to watch UT every week even though they suck.
Posted by AUreo
Member since Jul 2021
2051 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:20 pm to
$$$
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23343 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:21 pm to
The SEC Rant is not a conference.

What fans want and what the administration does can be mutually exclusive.
Posted by howieshoodlums
Member since Dec 2016
941 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:21 pm to
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Explain that if we are so bad


We needed someone on Vandys level to even the conference out.
Posted by Yukons Worst
Member since Jun 2022
282 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

Explain that if we are so bad
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22867 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:23 pm to
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Explain that if we are so bad


Sankey sucks.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54980 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

What’s funny is, your conference wanted US.


SEC wanted Oklahoma, they settled on TAMU and Mizzou

SEC wanted Oklahoma, they had to take their baggage in austin.
This post was edited on 9/9/22 at 3:54 pm
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33988 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:24 pm to
A pimp needs hoes.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
9390 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:25 pm to
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
15986 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

Explain that if we are so bad



You're just like us. Mediocre at football, but help with $$
Posted by TrueLefty
St. Louis County
Member since Oct 2017
15080 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

Explain that if we are so bad


quote:

TheMissingMillion

Your username says it all!
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
20001 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:27 pm to
You weren’t invited, you begged to join. Big difference….
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles/USC Trojans fan/alum
Member since Oct 2020
7344 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:29 pm to
That was over 30 years ago.

YOU -- TEXAS -- came CRAWLING TO US, BEGGING US TO RESCUE YOU AND TAKE YOU IN.

Yes, Texas, you're bad alright. Always have been. You're poison to every conference you've ever been a member of, BUT --- we have several anti-poison pills that can more than handle you!

The Poison Killers are named: Alabama, Georgia, LSU, Texas A&M, Florida for starters. Can't wait to watch Vandy beat your ponderosa's again!
This post was edited on 9/9/22 at 3:31 pm
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4374 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:35 pm to
The SEC needs some more patsies now that Arky and MSU are improving.
Posted by Blackgloves
Texas
Member since Aug 2021
3776 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:35 pm to
9-9-22

Seems legit
Posted by dirty bastard
Delacroix, Georgia
Member since Aug 2020
2148 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:38 pm to
wrong, Sankey wanted yall. We want a 12 team conference stopping after Arky and Cackalak
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
13355 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:42 pm to
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Explain that if we are so bad


Apparently your IQ isn’t high enough to grasp anything above pictures with crayons, but let me try this: Ever see those pictures of unbelievably, incredibly hot 20 something chicks in a bikini on a boat, with some old fricker that looks like he may fall over dead at any moment? Yeah, she’s not with him because he’s good, or even acceptable in any way, outside of his bank account. Just to be clear, you are the rich old geezer, the SEC is the bikini model.

Dumbed down enough for you, Tex?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13668 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:44 pm to
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What’s funny is, your conference wanted US.


We wanted your tv market. Getting a bottom tier program was the price we had to pay to get it.

Seriously... when was the last time a Texas team was relevant on the national stage?
Posted by Dwight Schrute Reb
2022 CWS National Champs
Member since Jul 2020
821 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:48 pm to
That's why we're charging you $80 million to join Dippy.
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