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re: Let's expose you unwashed SEC barbarians to some truth about going to a game in Austin

Posted on 9/7/22 at 10:34 am to
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44056 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 10:34 am to
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1. Austin is a good, not great college football destination. No doubt worth making the trip.

Fair enough.

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2. Traditional tailgaiting is good, not great.

Meh.

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3. It's the best BBQ city in the world.

I’ll give it that.

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4. It's expensive.

Nah.

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5. Texas fans are good hosts.

Flat-out untrue. They aren’t the worst, but “good” is inaccurate.

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6. The liberal losers who have moved there in flocks dont go to football games.

Some do; some don’t.

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7. The airport blows.

Not as bad as some.

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8. It's not a college town, and doesn't have that cool college town feel.

Facts.

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9. DKR is a good, not great stadium/atmosphere.

It’s a strange vibe. It feels like people trying to “do” college football, but they don’t know how to go about it.

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10. There are hot women all over the place.

Welcome to the SEC.
This post was edited on 9/7/22 at 11:03 am
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
6368 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:40 pm to
Last time I was down on 6th Street. I saw this obese hideous woman, leading a deranged dude down on all fours. Down the sidewalk, with a leash around his neck.
*True story*
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