Started By
Message
re: Let's expose you unwashed SEC barbarians to some truth about going to a game in Austin
Posted on 9/7/22 at 10:34 am to Monahans
Posted on 9/7/22 at 10:34 am to Monahans
quote:
1. Austin is a good, not great college football destination. No doubt worth making the trip.
Fair enough.
quote:
2. Traditional tailgaiting is good, not great.
Meh.
quote:
3. It's the best BBQ city in the world.
I’ll give it that.
quote:
4. It's expensive.
Nah.
quote:
5. Texas fans are good hosts.
Flat-out untrue. They aren’t the worst, but “good” is inaccurate.
quote:
6. The liberal losers who have moved there in flocks dont go to football games.
Some do; some don’t.
quote:
7. The airport blows.
Not as bad as some.
quote:
8. It's not a college town, and doesn't have that cool college town feel.
Facts.
quote:
9. DKR is a good, not great stadium/atmosphere.
It’s a strange vibe. It feels like people trying to “do” college football, but they don’t know how to go about it.
quote:
10. There are hot women all over the place.
Welcome to the SEC.
This post was edited on 9/7/22 at 11:03 am
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:40 pm to EKG
Last time I was down on 6th Street. I saw this obese hideous woman, leading a deranged dude down on all fours. Down the sidewalk, with a leash around his neck.
*True story*
*True story*
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News