re: Check in if your team holds a winning record over every one of your rivals

Check in if:

Your program hires coaches that kiss other players.
Your program has lost to Maryland in two consecutive seasons.
Your program has lost to Kansas at home last season.
Your fans wave dildos on campus.
Your ex coach wore a grill just be be hip.
Your fans leave before halftime when they lose.
Get your panties in a wad over being disrespected by a hand gesture.
Has had their sister school UTSA finish above them in football rankings.

But go on and on about the winning record 20 years ago. Recruits care about that.