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re: Even Saban hates Drunktitz
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:12 am to DuckTalesLOL
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:12 am to DuckTalesLOL
Saban: Listen, I just need my coffee. I don't need to hear the "funny story" of how the barista got your name wrong on the cup.
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Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:12 am to C W
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Looks like a normal fellow to me
True. A sack of pudge is pretty normal these days.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:15 am to DuckTalesLOL
Drinkwitz looks like he is a State Farm agent or mutual fund broker for Northwestern Mutual.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:16 am to PorkSammich
He's a tub of buttered popcorn away from spooning sharks.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:22 am to DuckTalesLOL
Hey Coach, need your car washed?
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:31 am to asphinctersayswhat
Hey look coach, we both have the same European Carry-alls. Where did you get yours?
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:39 am to DuckTalesLOL
saban: sorry Dude, cant stay I got to go mistreat some assistants. Harsin is getting a worse rep than me, cant have that.
Drunk:Call me later?
Drunk:Call me later?
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:42 am to TRUERockyTop
That's darn rich. Look at Heupel.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:43 am to DuckTalesLOL
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Drunktitz
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:00 am to DuckTalesLOL
Seems most Arkansas fans have a dislike of Mizzou now that Drinkwizz is in Columbia. Glad to know the Razorbacks have finally found someone on their level.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:01 am to DuckTalesLOL
"Who the frick is this guy?"
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:26 am to Chingon Ag
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Seems most Arkansas fans have a dislike of Mizzou now that Drinkwizz is in Columbia. Glad to know the Razorbacks have finally found someone on their level.
Mizzou has owned Arkansas and A&M in football in recent history.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:42 am to Mason Dixon Swine
He has more chins that a Chinese phonebook
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:53 am to Chingon Ag
It’s only on the message board here.
I don’t know a single Mizzou fan in real life and most Arkansas fans don’t think about them.
Imagine recruiting as well as the Aggies have recently to only go 8-4 and avoid Wake In a bowl game
I don’t know a single Mizzou fan in real life and most Arkansas fans don’t think about them.
Imagine recruiting as well as the Aggies have recently to only go 8-4 and avoid Wake In a bowl game
Posted on 2/11/22 at 11:23 am to DuckTalesLOL
Saban: hold on, my W-2 form is in my man purse somewhere, will you do my taxes?
Posted on 2/11/22 at 11:26 am to Mason Dixon Swine
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Dorks rockin that double chin
Really?? You're going there?
He's got bigger tits than the SEC Network girl running him down.
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Posted on 2/11/22 at 11:28 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I think it’s mostly due to being on the go so much. Always watching film, hurry up to get to practices, media events, recruiting. The demands of running a major program probably call for eating lots of takeout and fast food
Posted on 2/11/22 at 11:35 am to Tornado Alley
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Drinkwitz looks like he is a State Farm agent or mutual fund broker for Northwestern Mutual.
Low level municipal government bureaucrat who can't wait to tell you no.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 11:56 am to DuckTalesLOL
"all our hiring for the towel boy positions is through our HireBama, I encourage you to apply but cannot take your resume in person"
Posted on 2/11/22 at 12:21 pm to Golfer1
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I don’t know a single Mizzou fan in real life and most Arkansas fans don’t think about them.
This message board and Twitter would definitely disagree. My Arky friends up here definitely wouldn’t agree to that either.
I’m not surprised that you’ve never met a Mizzou fan in real life. You never leave your moms basement.
You’re as obsessed as Mizzou as they come. You and Porker should have a circle jerk together talking about how much you think of Eli. I’m sure you’d both like that.
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