re: What are your plans for National Melt Day? Wednesday February 4, 2015

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physics test

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whats your melting point?

how would you raise and lower your melting point?

I need to contact you via pm. How can this be done?

Wake up at 6 am and text Allie Davidson some dick pics

Drink coffee and get on the old Tweeter while I touch myself to @footballAU tweets

Eat breakfast around 8, start taking Rumple shots when Cowart announces to Bama and Davis pulls out a basket of buckeyes

9 am: tweet at Godwin about 12 times about his dad

9:02: hack the AU website and release the Jeffrey Holland pre-made profile, watch Holland announce to Boise State

9:06: Terry Beckner puts on an Auburn hat and then laughs, takes it off, burns it, yells roll tide, rapes my mother

9:07: Ryan Davis commits to Auburn, then his step uncle kidnaps him and drives him to PCB, touches him in weird places, gets him to drop football

10 am: sobbing...Martez Ivey announces for Auburn-Montgomery

1 pm: CeCe announces Ole Miss live from a CiCi's

3 pm: seven 2 stars fax in their paperwork

5 pm: Terry Godwin commits wearing a full bulldog suit to UGA

8 pm: Prince Tega gets deported back to Africa

9 pm: alcohol poisoning

They really do that is what makes it so funny.

I've enjoyed a few melt days. But I have a lot of confidence in this staff. We will hit on some and miss on others. I choose to pay attention to the hits and not melt on the misses.

I work 7am-2pm ET. So be on Twitter non stop whenever my superiors are not in the same room as me

I will be on twitter and/or streaming ESPNU / AU NSD Special.

Or when Cowart announces for UF I may go home and go back to bed.

Either way, I won't be productive.