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So we're now selling tickets on Groupon

Posted on 9/21/16 at 2:21 pm
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11094 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 2:21 pm
AU tickets and memorabilia deals on Groupon

WTF....*SMDH* Discounting tickets isn't going to get it, and it isn't the reason why tickets are not in demand. Auburn people have plenty of money to go to games we just don't have any interest in watching an offensive shite show with Twirlybird and Howdy Derpy on the sidelines.

We have a 240lb battering ram RB who looks like Jerome Bettis and had two 100-yd games and we can't figure out how to use him to get us in 3rd and short?? We LEAD the NATION in being tackled for loss, because Gus fires the best OL coach in America for a guy whose bright idea it was to leave Myles Garrett unblocked so a pulling guard could chip him? WTF??

Gus has lost it, and I hope he finds it before this weekend because if we get blown out, he's going to lose those players...particularly on defense. Those guys are playing winning football on defense but Gus can't seem to find the end zone without looking at our mammoth TV.

The lull in ticket demand is tied to the fact that most of us know that Gus is going to be our coach in 2017 as well, because the buyout is too steep because our AD is a stooge, and the board is waiting to get the new president in before firing him. The new AD will have to deal with Gus.
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 2:26 pm to
That's pretty bad
Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37706 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 2:29 pm to
What I took away from this is that Kam Pettway is averaging nearly 8 yards per carry yet we didn't give him 1 carry vs Clemson
Posted by bham_tiger
Member since Jun 2015
573 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 2:44 pm to
Calm down Nancy, Alabama is selling tickets on Groupon too.
Posted by joeyb147
Member since Jun 2009
16019 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 3:14 pm to
the only tickets for sale on there are for La Mon & Alabama A&M

did you really have to shite post for that?
Posted by WarDamnBears
Auburn
Member since Mar 2015
44 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 5:55 pm to
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Official Fan Package is an independently owned and operated secondary market ticket company not affiliated with the University of Auburn or Jordan-Hare Stadium. Groupons are not redeemable at the Stadium ticket office. You will receive your tickets via email.


Seems legit
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40254 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:30 pm to
Who the frick wants to go to either of those games no matter how were playing?
Posted by DoreonthePlains
Auburn, AL
Member since Nov 2013
7436 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:11 pm to
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WTF....*SMDH* Discounting tickets isn't going to get it, and it isn't the reason why tickets are not in demand. Auburn people have plenty of money to go to games we just don't have any interest in watching an offensive shite show with Twirlybird and Howdy Derpy on the sidelines.



quote:

Official Fan Package is an independently owned and operated secondary market ticket company not affiliated with the University of Auburn or Jordan-Hare Stadium. Groupons are not redeemable at the Stadium ticket office. You will receive your tickets via email.


Hmm...looks to me like your entire rant about ticket sales is dead wrong. Good try though.
Posted by Jyrdis
TD Premium Member Level III
Member since Aug 2015
12796 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:48 pm to
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So we're now selling tickets on Groupon



Clown offerings for the clown show.
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

What I took away from this is that Kam Pettway is averaging nearly 8 yards per carry yet we didn't give him 1 carry vs Clemson


Kam could not get a carry in the first game. Not Gus' call. Legalize now.
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