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re: So I live in the land of the Seminoles
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:20 pm to AUcs13
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:20 pm to AUcs13
P'cola really? I trump that by living in Tally and work out at the student gym on campus about 4-5 times a week....I wear my Auburn gear and haven't heard a peep....Of course, I am an older fart that is in pretty good shape and they also think I am a Prof...but there are plenty folks that I work with are F$U fans but they keep a lower profile because they know and the Gator/LSU fans keep them in check also...if they were to get out of hand....I would just run them over with my car and then stop and light them on fire but that is just how I roll.... 
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Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:21 pm to Nortizzle
I grew up around 'Noles, not gumps. Thank you Mom and Dad! The one thing about it is, 'noles are on the gumps level as far as arrogance goes. They did come back down to earth for a few years, but the year they have had has elevated their jackassness back to sickening levels. I have been hearing from friends I haven't heard from in years. Damn I hope our guys find a way to win this thing. I want all of them to go back into hiding.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:45 pm to 88TIger
Damn.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:50 pm to Nortizzle
I live in downtown Mobile.
I'll trade you for Pensacola straight up. Assnoles and all.
I'll trade you for Pensacola straight up. Assnoles and all.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:56 pm to Jerry the Sailor
Mobile is my #1 hated city. My doctor proved that at the mere mention of it, my sperm cells die. Upon further inspection, they commit mass suicide to reduce the chance that any of my future offspring have any connection to that abomination of a city.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 10:58 pm to Blake R
Mobile is where hopes and dreams go to die.
And sperm, apparently.
And sperm, apparently.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 11:39 pm to Nortizzle
I live in Jacksonville. FSU fans are literally the most unbearable to be around. I bet the OP isn't exaggerating at all, I'm serious. I'm usually classy when we win, but I won't be after 1/6.
Posted on 12/11/13 at 11:42 pm to McKeezy
Try Miami fans. I'm sure TnM will back me on this. Absolutely ridiculous the amount of arrogance they have after fielding mediocre or worse teams the past ten years. Had one tell me the other day this seasons team would crush Auburn.
Posted on 12/12/13 at 12:21 am to Nortizzle
I grew up in Destin and lots of my friends went to FSU... They genuinely think they will kill us. I can't wait to punch them in the mouth and watch their Heisman winner crumble.
Posted on 12/12/13 at 4:13 am to We_Need_Cam
I am already dreading the war chant.
Posted on 12/12/13 at 6:31 am to allin2010
That conference is just as weak if not weaker than the Big Ten. FSU beat Duke 45-7. GA Tech beat Duke 38-14. FSU beat Syracuse 59-3. GA Tech beat Syracuse 56-0. Even when GA Tech has a 'good year' they get throttled by UGA more often than not. Same thing happens to Clemson when they play USC.
Posted on 12/12/13 at 6:34 am to Nortizzle
Either the bar is staying with me right now or that was a funny post. Either way and
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Posted on 12/12/13 at 7:10 am to Nortizzle
AU always plays better with a chip on their shoulder. I dig the disrespect. It makes the tears delicious.
Stay strong and keep slapping the allofaSuddenoles with your power drill.
Stay strong and keep slapping the allofaSuddenoles with your power drill.
Posted on 12/12/13 at 12:40 pm to Nortizzle
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And all I hear now is how there's absolutely no way auburn will be able to compete with fsu. That fsu will be able to stop Auburn's run game because they stopped GT's run game. Because they beat Clemson, who beat uga, who almost beat auburn. Because their qb is the best player in the history of cfb and will lead fsu into the next football dynasty. All this shite I have to listen to at work.
They claim that fsu had a tougher schedule that auburn, that they've proven themselves against their opponents. They dismiss auburn as nothing but a lucky team who shouldn't be in the game. Even though all season I haven't heard a word about football from anyone but the lsu and Bama fan(who also thinks AU will lose) I work with.
Apparently I'm the only AU fan in Pensacola and they all want to talk trash to me. Luckily I've been dealing with delusional fans for 20+ years when I lived in Alabama. A lesser man would have crumbled, but I stand tall, whip out my dick, and scream "I'm the mother fricking posibarner captain bitch!"
YES! I'm happy to hear they feel this way and hope their team feels this way.
Reminds me of the UGA offensive lineman's comments after the game...
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“We came out a little sluggish the first half,” Theus said. “I think they kind of caught us by surprise. They came out with a lot of energy and they were playing really hard…I got beat off the edge and I realized they ain’t no joke. No. 30 (Dee Ford) was a great rusher and had a lot of speed. I realized then I had to pick it up and as the game went on I thought I did better and better.”
Let them eat their cake now.
Posted on 12/12/13 at 1:29 pm to Nortizzle
I have 3 FSU alums in my office. All are female so minimal smack talk. I did just tell one their title hopes took a massive nosedive last weekend and they are gonna have to play a real team now.
Posted on 12/12/13 at 3:15 pm to Nortizzle
Nortizzle, take an empty glass and straw to work with you the day after and when they ask, tell them the glass is to catch the tears and the straw is for consumming them 
Embrace the hate it will keep you warm at night.WDE!
Embrace the hate it will keep you warm at night.WDE!Posted on 12/12/13 at 3:40 pm to magnumtiger
Their championship run was paved in gold once Oregon fell out and we beat Bama.
Then
But I'm glad they think they'll win 45-7. Gosh, tell FSU fans we just hope to score one TD and hope not to lose by more than 42.
Then
But I'm glad they think they'll win 45-7. Gosh, tell FSU fans we just hope to score one TD and hope not to lose by more than 42.
This post was edited on 12/12/13 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 12/12/13 at 6:12 pm to Nortizzle
Took a trip to Florida just this week for business. Reppin my under armor AU shirt through the airport I got a couple War Eagles. Land in Jacksonville airport and got 3 different shite talkers by the time I get to the rental car - all claiming the same shite you've been hearing. Funny how a moment like that just forces you to whip it out and tell them what a huge Posibarner fan you are, isn't it?
Posted on 12/12/13 at 7:48 pm to AubieALUMdvm
I love your sig quote
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