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My facial hair and why it is important to Auburn Football
Posted on 9/24/14 at 12:10 am
Posted on 9/24/14 at 12:10 am
A few of my co-workers and myself have decided that we are all going to grow out our respective facial hairs until Auburn loses a football game or (more likely) January 13th.
It is hard as hell to pick up women when you have Joe Dirt's facial hair. That's all.
It is hard as hell to pick up women when you have Joe Dirt's facial hair. That's all.
This post was edited on 9/24/14 at 12:27 pm
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Posted on 9/24/14 at 12:16 am to BZ853
quote:hate it when this happens
until Auburn looses
Posted on 9/24/14 at 12:19 am to The Nino
We play better tight
Posted on 9/24/14 at 12:32 am to Swoopin
So tight.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 6:47 am to Nortizzle
I refuse to shave on game days. Had to shave this past Thursday and you saw how we played.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 7:22 am to BZ853
I rarely shave anyway and now that I think about it last time I shaved was the week before the season started.
Where do we stand on trimming?
Where do we stand on trimming?
Posted on 9/24/14 at 8:00 am to BZ853
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looses
Damn near had me sold
Posted on 9/24/14 at 8:20 am to BowlJackson
I haven't shaved since late June and I don't plan on it unless we lose. Trimmed twice though so I look somewhat presentable.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 8:59 am to BZ853
I shave every day. I'm not a caveman.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 8:59 am to allin2010
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I refuse to shave on game days. Had to shave this past Thursday and you saw how we played.
Actually, it was our combined shaving on game day that led to shitty play. Glad to see I'm not the only one with this game day ritual.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:46 am to BZ853
My bro in law did that last season. Had a full grown grizzly adams thing on his face by seasons end!!!
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:48 am to Rig
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I shave every day. I'm not a caveman.
I think you're just one of those half-men that can't grow a proper beard. You sound jealous to me.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:13 am to BowlJackson
quote:Why would I shave every day then?
I think you're just one of those half-men that can't grow a proper beard
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:35 am to Rig
So you can feel like a man
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:42 am to BowlJackson
I'm a man's man, man.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 11:11 am to BZ853
Shaving everyday was invented by the same douche that came up with wearing a tie to work.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 12:45 pm to BowlJackson
I am not trimming.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 2:09 pm to AUCatfish
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Shaving everyday was invented by the same douche that came up with wearing a tie to work.
Yeah, and shirts too. Shirts are for work!
Posted on 9/24/14 at 2:14 pm to AUCatfish
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Actually, it was our combined shaving on game day that led to shitty play.
I have zero superstitions and so my game days are spent worry free.
Posted on 9/24/14 at 2:18 pm to AUCatfish
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Shaving everyday was invented by the same douche that came up with wearing a tie to work.
This. Plus, women like facial hair more (not full grown beards, but shadow look).
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