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re: Friday night, I have no life IM thread

Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:08 pm to
Posted by TheSandman
Notasulga
Member since Nov 2010
19411 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:08 pm to
'Night
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61605 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

Good night guys, bow season opens in the morning, and 4 am is going to come early.



Stick one


Posted by TheSandman
Notasulga
Member since Nov 2010
19411 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:10 pm to
I'm gonna be really sad when my metabolism slows down
Posted by NC1406
Member since Jul 2013
658 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:10 pm to
This old man is studying as well. The current subject of study just turned to glenmorangie Sauterne. Thinking I need a masters in this subject.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10565 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:11 pm to
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Just frick you. I really mean that. frick you





Whoa old man, remember what the doctor said about stress and heart attack potential. Do you have your aspirin nearby?
Posted by TheSandman
Notasulga
Member since Nov 2010
19411 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:12 pm to
More importantly, do you have your LifeAlert?
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10565 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:13 pm to
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I'm gonna be really sad when my metabolism slows down


That's another word for fatty liver and inactivity. If more folks would stay on a liver support supplement and do a little cardio, they wouldn't have a "metabolism" issue.

Jumps off soapbox and downs another beer.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10565 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:14 pm to
Posted by TheSandman
Notasulga
Member since Nov 2010
19411 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:14 pm to
Duly noted
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:15 pm to
quote:


There is no better adrenaline rush than putting your life in a drug attics hands for $1.50 ride.


I usually only put the drugs I don't plan on breaking out until Christmas in my drug attic
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13475 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

quote:
I'm gonna be really sad when my metabolism slows down


That's another word for fatty liver and inactivity. If more folks would stay on a liver support supplement and do a little cardio, they wouldn't have a "metabolism" issue.

Jumps off soapbox and downs another beer.


I was bout to post something similar.......pretty much you quit chasing the P and stop working out but still eat and drink like your are in college.
Posted by NC1406
Member since Jul 2013
658 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:18 pm to
My metabolism has gone to shite but I just gave up carbs and sugar (except for alcohol). Always do a fair amount of cardio compared to the regular population. 54 years old with a body fat percentage around 17 %. I can live with it.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61605 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:18 pm to
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pretty much you quit chasing the P and stop working out but still eat and drink like your are in college.


Yes....


Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10565 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

pretty much you quit chasing the P


But gotdamn that's the best motivator in the world.

This might be wrong of me, but my motivation is "if my wife leaves me, what will I look like".
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

I usually only put the drugs I don't plan on breaking out until Christmas in my drug attic


Hows the fair business going?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61605 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:20 pm to
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Lee County Tiger


Im too tired to tell you to go frick yourself.


Later
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10565 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

My metabolism has gone to shite but I just gave up carbs and sugar


You sir are doing it right. #1 cause for liver disease (not alcohol).

quote:

except for alcohol


Distilled alcohol is best. Beer is my personal favorite, but it doesn't work with a keto diet.

quote:

54 years old with a body fat percentage around 17 %


Not bad at all.
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 9:21 pm
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

This might be wrong of me, but my motivation is "if my wife leaves me, what will I look like".


Gotta wait till divorce is final anyways... Plenty of time
Posted by NC1406
Member since Jul 2013
658 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:23 pm to
I told my wife if we ever split up I had a 2B plan. Basically I would bring in two bitches once a week and be fine. Even with what I have to pay these fine young ladies to show up at my house on the same evening I see a savings from my current cash outlay.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10565 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:26 pm to
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