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Posted on 12/7/14 at 4:33 pm to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 4:33 pm to
We can't keep time in our stadium

Who the hell decided to put Niffers in Opelika

Why can't we ever sign any of the good players at Auburn High

It's stupid that I can't walk around downtown with an alcoholic drink on non-gamedays

I'm still pissed about that time I got kicked out of Speak Easy in 2010, those frickers deserved to close

The JHS holding cell is too depressing because it's right under the stands and I can hear everybody else having fun while I'm all locked up :(
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 4:39 pm to
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Rabble rabble Jay Jacobs

Also, you guys told me we were a Basketball School now. You lied
to me
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61638 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 4:39 pm to
Our stadium sound system in JHS






Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 4:45 pm to
For some reason we can't score a damn TD in the redzone....
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 4:51 pm to
Against UGA we couldn't score a TD period :(
Posted by AubieG
Nawf GA
Member since Aug 2013
1179 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 4:55 pm to
We think that playing 1 on 1 vs Amari Cooper was a good idea
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12169 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 5:13 pm to
In Ellis's defense.........does Auburn have two defenders who could stay with Cooper.
Posted by LandofDixie
Member since Jul 2012
2825 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 5:31 pm to
Bama is currently running the hurry up better than Auburn.

Bama is currently fielding a defense.

frick a Wisconsin bowl game.

I hate the articles I see thrown around on facebook after a disappointing season about "how great it is to be an Auburn Tiger".

The biggest musical act Auburn can pull is Jason Isbell.

"Downtown" is what every other college town considers their "Strip".

Opelika is filled with redneck two-bit Bama and UGA hat wearing slobs.

The sun sets at 4 PM from now until March and it pisses rain every other day.

This past freshman class apparently got iPads to start school - you know what I got when I was a freshman? A fricking $50 dollar iClicker. (image included)


It's going to take Bruce Pearl the better part of two years before we even have some semblance of being a good team.
This post was edited on 12/7/14 at 5:31 pm
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