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re: Auburn sucks on the D/IM smoking some ribs and drinking thread

Posted on 12/14/14 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 7:46 pm to
Well if we are going to an island then yall are going to have to split the cost of shipping my futon. If we go to wind creek I can just throw it in the bed of my truck
Posted by Mac5500
Auburn
Member since Jul 2013
2499 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 7:49 pm to
Posted by WeagleAU
My house
Member since Oct 2014
1693 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

@ Mrs. 21. I wanna party with those two.



You could move in and he would gladly leave.. Better bring $$.. From what I heard of course
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 7:58 pm to
Why you do me like that bro? I thought you were going to be the ham in my futon sandwich?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61593 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

Well if we are going to an island then yall are going to have to split the cost of shipping my futon. If we go to wind creek I can just throw it in the bed of my truck


How about we do the island deal. All inclusive and we will just request a futon.

That way, we can have free booze, plenty of sand and sun, no need to travel after we shut down the lobby bar (I am extremely experienced at this) and we will have some nice topless women on the beach.

A win win in my book

Posted by Mac5500
Auburn
Member since Jul 2013
2499 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

we will have some nice topless women on the beach.

I'll find one of them to share a futon with
Posted by BookofMormont
Member since Oct 2014
721 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:04 pm to
Do these women find footie pajamas attractive?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61593 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:05 pm to
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I'll find one of them to share a futon with



From what we have learned above, there will not be any room


#futonfull
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61593 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

Do these women find footie pajamas attractive?



If they don't, we don't want to party with them anyway

Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18821 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

Done. They have a live chicken that you play tic tac toe against


lol
Posted by Mac5500
Auburn
Member since Jul 2013
2499 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:07 pm to
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Do these women find footie pajamas attractive?

Actually yes, some of them do...
Posted by BookofMormont
Member since Oct 2014
721 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:09 pm to
Posted by Mac5500
Auburn
Member since Jul 2013
2499 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:09 pm to
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From what we have learned above, there will not be any room

I'll go back to her futon with her then sneak out #duh
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:10 pm to
Sounds great, but I have two concerns:

1) what is the availability of Baileys on the islands?

2) my futon is already broken in with 3 comfortable cuddle spots, and it's super stylish so bitches love it. My futon pulls
Posted by WeagleAU
My house
Member since Oct 2014
1693 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:11 pm to
This would be fun... Rig meet chloroform
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105399 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:13 pm to
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chloroform


Now that brings me back to my bachelor days and women from the clubs.
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:14 pm to
I'm filing a restraining order
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61593 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

1) what is the availability of Baileys on the islands?


Not sure. My last trips went as follows.

- Frozen girly drinks while on the beach
- Local beer at the swim up bar
- house wine with dinner
- Vodka Martini's to start the night off at the lobby bar
- Tequila shots after a few martinis until stupid to end the night


- sounds like we may have no replacement for your futon. Just pack that mother fricker

Posted by Mac5500
Auburn
Member since Jul 2013
2499 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:15 pm to
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I'm filing a restraining order
Probably a good call. Might want to get one against Rocky too from the sound of it.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61593 posts
Posted on 12/14/14 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

Now that brings me back to my bachelor days and women from the clubs.


I see you guys partied with Bill Cosby.
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