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AU basketball Haiku thread

Posted on 2/18/14 at 9:43 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/18/14 at 9:43 pm
Summarize your feelings about Auburn basketball in haiku form. I'll start.



Tony Barbee: gay
Auburn basketball: so fricked
Jay Jacobs: dickhead



Auburn b-ball sucks
Can't wait to fire Coach Barbee
I miss Cliff Ellis
Posted by mockabee
Member since Aug 2010
1199 posts
Posted on 2/18/14 at 9:49 pm to
I wish i cared more
About basketball but i
Don't. Still, carry on.
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 2/18/14 at 10:16 pm to
wait what L o L
we have a basketball team?
who would have thunk it?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105403 posts
Posted on 2/18/14 at 10:27 pm to
Auburn Basketball plunders
my hopes and expectations.
And poof it's no more
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17288 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:00 am to
One day, Charles Barkley
May have a grandson. Until
Then, who gives a shite?
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
48929 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 6:14 am to
Sound of the buzzer
Did we win the game this time
No we lost again
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15786 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 6:43 am to
Auburn basketball,
Charles Barkley was long ago,
I want to win now!
Posted by jrljr
Member since Aug 2012
4074 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 7:38 am to
Went to game this year
Don't attach the Barkley name
to that bleep I saw
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 9:24 am to
do you and fearless
know how to do a haiku?
you're doing it wrong
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
48929 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 10:34 am to
This caused a great laugh
But then I recalled barbee
I now has a sad
Posted by BZ853
Member since Aug 2013
1857 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:05 am to
What is basketball?
A sport to fill the void til
Baseball comes back here.
Posted by Jerry the Sailor
Member since May 2013
933 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:31 pm to
frick frick frick frick frick
frick frick frick frick frick frick frick
frick frick frick frick frick
Posted by AU03ALUM
Laguna Beach, CA
Member since Jul 2011
2299 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:42 pm to
Auburn basketball is a cancer
Eating away at me
Like an unstoppable rebel force
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:44 pm to
jesus christ you guys
learn how to make a haiku
its five seven five
Posted by AU03ALUM
Laguna Beach, CA
Member since Jul 2011
2299 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:55 pm to
Standards for haiku's have changed, brah. It's not just 575. The english language has so many syllables in words that it isn't the same for English haiku's. 17ish syllables for English or something like that?

Anyways, Mine was not intended to be exact but a lame reference to fight club.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17288 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:56 pm to
Kiss my arse beaver
go back and read my post, bitch
learn to fricking count

Posted by AU03ALUM
Laguna Beach, CA
Member since Jul 2011
2299 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:59 pm to
Haiku thread
Rant
Beaver mad

There
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 2:15 pm to
frick you frick you frick
frick you frick you frick you frick
frick you frick you frick
Posted by jrljr
Member since Aug 2012
4074 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 3:27 pm to
See Beav melt over
Bad Haikus, using too
many syllables.
Posted by TheSandman
Notasulga
Member since Nov 2010
19411 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 3:37 pm to
SEC STACKED
AUBURN TIGER B-BALL ****ED
It's baseball season.
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