Which one of you guys applied for the HC job at Wiscy?

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Listed as "The Man, The Myth, The Legend," Dann, a native of Chandler, Arizona, also claimed that being "ridiculously good" at NCAA football for XBOX 360 qualified him to be the head man in Madison.

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Amazingly, Badgers athletic director Barry Alvarez also turned down the package deal of Bonomie and his wife who "makes a mean Gatorade."

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Salary requests ranged from "maybe an autograph?" to $10 million. The autograph seeker, Wisconsin native Justin Dodge, listed looking great in sideline attire, believing in #karma and superb yeller among his qualifications for the job.

The eight-figure request came from Justin Bourgerie, an Indiana resident who claims to have run a hand-timed 4.6 40-yard dash during his brief career as a high school punter and once met former Indianapolis Colt Bob Sanders at a night club.

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