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What do you call an aggie on birth control?
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:22 am
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:22 am
A humanitarian.
What do you call an aggie with 2 brain cells?
pregnant.
What do you call an aggie with 2 brain cells?
pregnant.
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:31 am to hogminer
What is the definition of safe sex down at Texas A&M?
Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:35 am to hogminer
What do you get when you breed a ground hog and an A&M football player?
Six more weeks of bad football
Six more weeks of bad football
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:40 am to hogminer
is it too soon for camp fire jokes?
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:11 am to Hogwarts
Why did the Aggie get fired at the M&M plant?
He kept throwing away the W's
He kept throwing away the W's
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:16 am to sms151t
Aggie walks in to a store and says I'd like to buy that TV. The clerk says sorry sir we don't serve Aggies. The next day the Aggie comes back dressed up as his grandma and says hi there sweetie i want to buy that TV. The clerk says sorry ma'am we don't serve Aggies. The next day same Aggie comes in dressed as grandpa and says hey there sonny I'd like to buy that there TV set the clerk says Sorry sir but we don't serve Aggies. Aggie yanks of his wig and says I've come here three days dressed as my grandma and my grandpa all I wanna do is buy the TV, how did you know it was me? Well sir that there is a microwave.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:23 am to hogminer
Did you hear that the Corp of cadets just purchased 300 septic tanks?
The invasion of Austin is happening!...........as soon as they figure out how to drive them
The invasion of Austin is happening!...........as soon as they figure out how to drive them
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:26 am to Old Sarge
Aggie riding the elevator down from his apartment. Elevator stops and in walks in a gorgeous woman. Elevator starts going down, she hits stop and tears off all her clothes. Tells Aggie to make her feel like a woman. Aggie tears his off and yells at her go do the laundry.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:32 am to sms151t
How do you get an Aggie fan out of a tree?
Wave to him.
Wave to him.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:37 am to Old Sarge
During WW1 there was a company of A&M cadets that were engaged in trench warfare with a sizable regiment of German soldiers. The leader of the Aggie soldiers had somehow acquired a case of dynamite from a nearby town. He handed them to the bravest of his company and had them rush the German trenches and throw the dynamite at the Germans. Once the Germans realized what was happening they gathered the dynamite, lit them and threw them back.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:42 am to hogminer
How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?
3.
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder.
3.
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 12:22 pm to TbirdSpur2010
How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo?
2, One to eat it and the other to watch for the cars.
2, One to eat it and the other to watch for the cars.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 1:55 pm to hogminer
Saw these on sale here in Dogtown:
Posted on 9/23/16 at 2:36 pm to NCrawler
Aggie calls his friend over to do a 10000 piece puzzle of a rooster. Friend shows up and says first have a seat and put the cornflakes back in the box.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 2:38 pm to NCrawler
How do you know when your in Aggie Land? From the toilet paper hanging out to dry
Posted on 9/23/16 at 8:49 pm to hogminer
What do you call an aggie on roller skates?
Rolaids
Rolaids
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:41 pm to hogminer
How did the Aggie golfer break his leg? He fell off the ball washer.
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