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Panhandlers in Walmart parking lots
Posted on 1/31/16 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 1/31/16 at 1:12 pm
Just had my fifth run in with a panhandler in the lot of the Walmart on Joyce by the mall. Their story is the same every time. Out of gas, out of money, no credit cards, no one to call, can you spare a few bucks. They are always claiming to be from Tontitown or Springdale. The story is the same enough that folks should watch out. One even said she wouldn't get paid until the thirty first of June. Look at a calendar if that doesn't seem amiss. ;) She had the shakes and was doing that bit junkies do when they keep hugging and rubbing themselves like something is crawling on them. I've also had the "hungry baby" routine pulled with a doll wrapped in a blanket.
Just be on the lookout, folks. If you absolutely MUST offer help, to NOT give them cash. You can get most places mentioned in their sob stories with a couple of gallons of gas. Tell them you'll help push their car to the pump and put in a couple gallons yourself. Even if they're junkies, a couple of gallons of gas have practical use. (Well.. maybe to drive to their dealer. Still, you didn't put drug/booze money directly in their hands.)
Interestingly enough, these always happen on a Saturday night close to 12 when alcohol sales will end for 24 hours. Hmmmmm....
Just be on the lookout, folks. If you absolutely MUST offer help, to NOT give them cash. You can get most places mentioned in their sob stories with a couple of gallons of gas. Tell them you'll help push their car to the pump and put in a couple gallons yourself. Even if they're junkies, a couple of gallons of gas have practical use. (Well.. maybe to drive to their dealer. Still, you didn't put drug/booze money directly in their hands.)
Interestingly enough, these always happen on a Saturday night close to 12 when alcohol sales will end for 24 hours. Hmmmmm....
Posted on 1/31/16 at 1:17 pm to pioneerbasketball
I ward them off by being too poor to help out.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 1:34 pm to dbeck
I also hate those swindlers that set up tables outside of the exits and harass you as you enter and exit… usually they're selling some kind of cross and asking if you're one with Jesus… I tell them I'm either Catholic or Jewish… they get a stunned look and leave you alone. In South Arkansas they have so few of both it's like I just told them I worship lawn gnomes. It's fantastic.
This post was edited on 1/31/16 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 1/31/16 at 2:00 pm to pioneerbasketball
Don't tell me what to do or not do with my money
This post was edited on 1/31/16 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 1/31/16 at 2:09 pm to pioneerbasketball
Pio jixed them, they probably starved to death.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 3:25 pm to pioneerbasketball
My soon to be exBIL does that shite for his son's travel baseball team. Spends the excess on himself and uses it to fund their vacations AKA "Nationals". Funny how they have state and national tournaments every damn week. I don't give to any of that shite. Seen toooooo much of it abused. They're worse than the crackheads to me.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 3:29 pm to pioneerbasketball
2 downvotes?
I guess the panhandlers got internet on their obama phone.
I guess the panhandlers got internet on their obama phone.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 5:32 pm to pioneerbasketball
I see em all the time, they generally avoid me.
People are homeless because they choose to be, if they don't like the life they can go live in a shelter once they are clean.
People are homeless because they choose to be, if they don't like the life they can go live in a shelter once they are clean.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 5:46 pm to j1897
This.
Most of the time, it didn't happen overnite.
Most of the time, it didn't happen overnite.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 6:04 pm to pioneerbasketball
Dude don't hate on me, I just needed some wine money
why are you calling me out on a message board..
now I haz the sadz
why are you calling me out on a message board..
now I haz the sadz
Posted on 1/31/16 at 7:17 pm to pioneerbasketball
Tell 'em you don't carry cash.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 8:59 pm to pioneerbasketball
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ust had my fifth run in with a panhandler
Just get a rumor started around town that you dropped an ATM machine on the head of one of them. Bet that will get them to leave you alone.
Got the idea from a TV show I'm watching.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 9:18 pm to Arkapigdiesel
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Tell 'em you don't carry cash.
or just say you are married.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 9:19 pm to pioneerbasketball
You would hate Memphis then. I used to get hit up at least once a day
This post was edited on 1/31/16 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 2/1/16 at 5:21 am to beebefootballfan
Tampa was the absolute worse/worst
Posted on 2/1/16 at 1:39 pm to beebefootballfan
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You would hate Memphis then. I used to get hit up at least once a day
When I worked in Memphis, I used to ask them to show me some identification, they bug out real quick
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