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OT: 2013 Arkansas fashion that's back you can't stand

Posted on 8/7/13 at 9:07 am
Posted by Hawgeye
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Member since Jun 2009
30992 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 9:07 am
I'll start

Those damn cut off jean shorts these chicks are wearing all over the place. Can't fricking stand them. Makes the rear look terrible and makes a girl look squatty and short.

Had to get this off my chest...it's been bugging the crap out of me....I hope none I our resident girls wear that crap...

Posted by OSqueal
Where ever the beer is
Member since Jan 2011
5390 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 9:14 am to
Strapless tops. It makes the boobies look pointy. Me no likely pointy boobies.
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9255 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 9:16 am to
When chicks walk around with clothes on. Like, WTF?
Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
Member since Nov 2006
55445 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 9:27 am to
Agreed on both cut offs and strapless shirts...yuck.

I don't like the big balloon-like sundresses either.
Posted by Hogwall Jackson
Denver
Member since Feb 2013
5055 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 9:37 am to
quote:

Those damn cut off jean shorts these chicks are wearing all over the place

Especially out at the bars. You are not attractive to me with that on at Z.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 9:41 am to
Do girls in Arkansas still wear those shirts or dresses or whatever that get loose and poofy immediately under the bust? I think they're designed to hide belly pooches or something. I remember them being common a couple years ago when I was still a student.

Anyway I think they look terrible.
This post was edited on 8/7/13 at 9:42 am
Posted by hoginthesw
DFW
Member since Sep 2009
5329 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 9:42 am to
I wear strapless shirts.


the balloon like dresses are hideous. The younger generation here wear a lot of those jeggings and super skinny jeans with tight tops and they DO NOT need to be. It's awful. McDonald's generation for sure.

I am lucky that I can wear wahtever I want to work unless I have meetings, but I'm sure everyone gets tired of seeing me in the same damn yellow or pink sweat wicking work out clothes. Which I have on today, btw
Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
Member since Nov 2006
55445 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 9:46 am to
quote:

Do girls in Arkansas still wear those shirts or dresses or whatever that get loose and poofy immediately under the bust? I think they're designed to hide belly pooches or something. I remember them being common a couple years ago when I was still a student.


Yes, those are what I'm talking about. FUG.
Posted by hoginthesw
DFW
Member since Sep 2009
5329 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 9:48 am to
they make everyone look huge pregnant and like a bum in general
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 9:52 am to
quote:

Those damn cut off jean shorts these chicks are wearing all over the place. Can't fricking stand them. Makes the rear look terrible and makes a girl look squatty and short.

Had to get this off my chest...it's been bugging the crap out of me....I hope none I our resident girls wear that crap...

Nah, I stopped wearing those after college. I agree they are not flattering, but seem to be a staple of college fashion.
The empire waisted sun dresses that are referred to here are
even less flattering, IMO. Makes everyone look preggers, no matter how thin.

quote:

they make everyone look huge pregnant and like a bum in general

Yeah, this.
This post was edited on 8/7/13 at 9:55 am
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 9:53 am to
Yep, that's exactly what they do. My wife can't stand them either, thankfully.

I have always assumed they were designed to hide flaws, but really they just make girls look fat/pregnant/sloppy.
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 9:55 am to
I find cutoff jean shorts to be a super huge turnoff. It makes every girl have 80's "Mom arse" when they wear them things.


No offense to the mothers here. I'm referring to the mom jean craze of the 80's and 90's.
This post was edited on 8/7/13 at 10:00 am
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10203 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 9:56 am to
quote:

Do girls in Arkansas still wear those shirts or dresses or whatever that get loose and poofy immediately under the bust?


Makes them look pregnant. Those things are terrible.

ETA:
quote:

they make everyone look huge pregnant and like a bum in general

Welp
This post was edited on 8/7/13 at 9:57 am
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:00 am to
this is interesting- i thought men loved chicks in jean shorts.

Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:01 am to
Jean shorts that are designed to be jean short are alright. Cutoff jean shorts are like a buffet of sweaty balls.
Posted by hoginthesw
DFW
Member since Sep 2009
5329 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:02 am to
I never knew they were so hated, either.

Wonder what they think about women in mid length khaki shorts.

i find those repulsive
This post was edited on 8/7/13 at 10:03 am
Posted by hoginthesw
DFW
Member since Sep 2009
5329 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:07 am to
quote:

Jean shorts that are designed to be jean short are alright. Cutoff jean shorts are like a buffet of sweaty balls.


So you guys are talking about when girls actually cut off jeans not jean shorts you buy that are frayed?


B/c I buy and wear jean shorts and some are even frayed. The only other options (for me)are khaki shorts and I'll be damned if I ever wear those.

If what I buy are considered ugly, then I guess I'm stuck wearing my work out shorts all summer everywhere I go.
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:08 am to
I enjoyed wearing them in college, but that's before the lower rise style of jeans for females was "in" so we'd buy men's jeans with the lower waist to cut off. Of course the look wasn't complete without a pair of boxers hanging out. It looked like we just rolled out of bed & threw them on over the boxers to go to class, which was most times true.
Posted by Miz Piggy
La Petite Roche
Member since Jan 2012
3169 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:10 am to
One trend I'm just over is the sundress with cowboy boots look. There are only certain people who look cute with the boot coming partway up the bare calf, and those who don't just need to stop.

And hipster glasses...make them go away!
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 8/7/13 at 10:14 am to
Yep. That look is reserved for extremely long legged, very thin, younger females, IMO. Going to a big country music concert like Bayou Country Superfest in BR, it's always interesting to see middle aged women trying to pull this off. Just does not work.
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