I'm an optimist, and I'm thankful for Arkansas athletics

I've worked as a trader in portfolio management in NYC and souther Cal. I learned how to gamble growing up.

Arkansas athletics taught me at a young age to never bet with emotion. It literally sucked the entire life out of my emotions for sports. Every year I cheer, and will until I die. That will never change.

So thank you Fayetteville, you gave me my undergraduate degree in finance and my first graduate degree in "frick you life isn't fair and your emotions are stupid".

My curiosity and aptitude for mental calculus helped, but God damnit if Nutt and Bert haven't given me my best fricking lessons in life.

Shine on you disappointing diamonds. #Murfreesboro

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