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An important issue I think we are over looking *update* wart is gone. We suck still

Posted on 1/13/17 at 12:47 am
Posted by russellvillehog
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 12:47 am


Fat bert has got to get rid of that God damn wart above his eye. It looks fricking gross. Dude makes 4 mil a year and can't get that shite taken care of?

He is probably running recruits and coaches off because of that thing. I mean seriously would you take someone seriously if you wasn't even sure if they could see you because of that big arse thing blocking thier vision.

It might be why we were so bad on offensive line and defensive line. Because of that big arse thing bert couldn't see the shite storm coming.
This post was edited on 9/13/17 at 9:38 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 1:52 am to
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Fat bert has got to get rid of that God damn wart above his eye.

I think we are officially running out of topics to post about.

Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 3:53 am to
This thread has more substance than the chicken nuggets tyson makes that pigfeet posts about this time of year.


Also he should have time off to get rid of that thing instead of porking his wife now that she is preggers. I'll volunteer my services for that job here though.
This post was edited on 1/13/17 at 11:50 am
Posted by sugatowng
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:02 am to
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Also he should have time off to get rid of that thing instead of parking his wife now that she is preggers


Who doesn't park their wife while preggers?
Posted by rockiee
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Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:23 am to
quote:


This thread has more substance than the chicken nuggets tyson makes that pigfeet posts about this time of year.


As bad as this thread is, it is still probably better than the Mike doesn't coach X and O's because I got to listen in on a miced up.
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:30 am to
I personally like this thread

Have an upvote you petty frick
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:47 am to
Hey Bert, here's a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 12:14 pm to
He doesn't need a quarter. He makes 4 mil a year. Instead of fishing in the Bahamas for 2 weeks he could spend 45 min at the doctor and get that thing removed.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 10:09 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 2:54 am
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 12:40 am to
I agree. This is important. It has been bugging me for 2 years. You would think he would have fixed it by now or jen make him fix it.
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 12:59 am to
I think it makes him look distinguished.
Posted by Razorback Reverend
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 1:04 am to
I don't care what he looks like, as long as he wins...

Hmmm, you may have a point, lol
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 1:22 am to
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This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 2:50 am
Posted by gthog61
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:05 am to
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bump


Well yeah, that is what the fricking thread is about
Posted by lefty08
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Posted on 1/15/17 at 7:32 am to
We have a bunch of Brad pitt/ Mr Olympia clones as fans
Posted by Pigfeet
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Posted on 1/15/17 at 9:59 am to
A person just died of a 'superbug' that resisted every antibiotic known to man. There is a reason Tyson is being forced to eliminate their abuses
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 1/15/17 at 10:39 am to
That's a good point you're making, Bert is making the right call leaving it due to Tyson's steroids, antibiotics, and water polluted by waste. The damn thing could cause an epidemic starting with the surgeons and going all threw our health system all thanks to Tyson and Berts eye fungi.
Posted by Pigfeet
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Posted on 1/15/17 at 12:47 pm to
Tyson Anytizers: in the new Bert eye fungi flavor
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 9/13/17 at 3:09 pm to
Update. The wart is gone, but we still suck.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 9/13/17 at 3:15 pm to
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Hey Bert, here's a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.



Moley Russell's wart?

eta: lol i didn't realize this was old, i missed it originally!

This post was edited on 9/13/17 at 3:16 pm
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