What every Roll Tide Football fan MUST KNOW?!

Oh this won't end well.

Rule #1:

the South rules, here's why:

it's because the south is better. we throw a better party than you, we are more polite than you, we have hotter chicks than you, our food is better than yours, we win hard on the reg and you don't, we have respect for the finer things, we are smarter than you, believe it or not, we're actually much more cultured than you.

news flash flat brimmed camden fagg0t, we've been on tour. we just did it off of our parents money when we were attending college on our parents' dime. now we're all rich, important and play golf and go to the beach with our hot fricking trophey wife while you people tour really nice places like philly, baltimore and camden. sorry fagg0t, that was soooo 1999 for us. but keep making yourself feel better by telling us we're a bunch of frat spoiled losers. in all reality, you're the loser, you're still on phish t00r. luuulllzzzzzzzzz

i'll think about you on the 18th green over looking the ocean before i go and drink a fricking $15 girly drink and lick my fake titted wives a-hole. enjoy that nitrous hit t00r rat.

that's why the alpharetta run dominated - even the 4 yankee fagg0ts on stage knew they were playing for a group of winners, unlike most nights when they're playing for a bunch of washed up has been's.

our energy is better, our wh0ars are hotter and we win on the reg. can't wait for the next run, which will probably next year around the same time. have fun at deer creek for the 30th time fagg0t.

Damn, is this the new Shaggy board? Cant we give someone the benefit of the doubt until we see evidence of intent to troll.

If this guy was trying to become a legitimate fan of Alabama, I have a hard time believing he would still want to be one after this warm reception. Besides, if he was totally bandwagon, wouldn't he hop on FSU? I'm suddenly seeing a lot of their stuff in Tennessee now, so I can tell you the 'Nole bandwagon is going full-steam ahead. I'm not sure if he's trolling or a fair-weather fan or whatever but there's no need to just eviscerate the poor guy.

Here are some rules FNG.

Do not poison trees or shrubs.

Do not rub your junk on passed out LSU fans in public. In private is your bidness.

Do not let your drunk old lady mosh pit dive onto opposing fans at games.

You have to be an alumni of the school and have graduated with an 2.5 gpa or better, if not then you're just an sidewalk fan with no opinion.

Welcome Doc, I spend a lot of time in Kentucky and have always been shown great hospitalty. I assure you, if you ever come to T town, you will see the same.

Lived in O town in the late 70s early 80s. Home away from home was a bar near the river named "Off Second." Executive Inn was the place to go for Sunday Brunch. Fine seafood buffet at "Gabes" on Friday and the Moonlight was to die for (hoppin' john).

So giving you the benefit when you are a fan of the greatest team in college football......act like it.