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Spinoff of Allen thread: Favorite Bama Quotes

Posted on 1/6/17 at 9:02 pm
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 9:02 pm
Commander's thread got me thinking about legendary quotes in the history of Alabama football.

A few of my favorites:

"Momma called"
-CPBB

"'You better pass"
-Marty Lyons

"Alabama does"
-Jonathan Allen

“I ain’t never been nothin but a winner.”
-CPBB

"Make his arse quit"
-Saban
Posted by alabamabuckeye
Member since Jun 2010
22206 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 9:16 pm to
"You put your dick in his hip."
- Ronald Harrison, 2016
Posted by Gr8t8s
Member since Oct 2009
2579 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 9:16 pm to
Dammit. Came here to post this.
Posted by leftshark49
SEC Country
Member since Feb 2015
397 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 9:17 pm to
"Get your arse in gear" CNS 2016
Posted by UASports23
Member since Nov 2009
24345 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 9:28 pm to
"Roll Damn Tide"
- Tree Killer
Posted by TomRollTideRitter
Member since Aug 2016
12617 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 9:46 pm to
"There are few truths in an uncertain world, but here's one this ain't Kentucky," Verne

"Maybe Alabama doesn't come back for the second half," Brian Kelly

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers and high achievers don't like mediocre people," Nick Saban

Saban has a lot of great serious ones
Posted by UASports23
Member since Nov 2009
24345 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 9:51 pm to
"Hello. I'm Joey Freshwater." - Joey Freshwater.

or do you think it was more like this....

"I have a big dick. My name is Joey. Joey Freshwater."
This post was edited on 1/6/17 at 9:53 pm
Posted by Lieutenant Dan
Euthanasia, USA
Member since Jan 2009
7163 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 9:58 pm to
"Hold the rope"

D. Franchione- 2001
Posted by UASports23
Member since Nov 2009
24345 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 10:02 pm to
"No Man, I majored in Journalism, it was easier" - Joe Namath, when he was asked by a reporter if he majored in basketweaving.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83416 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 10:18 pm to
Y'all have probably all seen these, but maybe not. Here are some stories from past greats.

LINK
LINK
LINK
LINK
This post was edited on 1/6/17 at 10:22 pm
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22551 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 10:22 pm to
"It's all Alabama" - Brian Kelly.
Posted by Goombaw
Kentucky
Member since Jan 2013
5249 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 10:41 pm to
Posted by Ol'DirtyCam
Madtown
Member since Jul 2013
1167 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 11:29 pm to
"Auburn sucks."

Early Cuyler
Posted by nastynate05
Member since Feb 2012
216 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 11:46 pm to
"Touch that thang Fo!!!"

- Courtney Upshaw

My favorite quote from my favorite postgame celebration.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83416 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 11:48 pm to
What did Urban say at halftime of the ND game?

Something like, "Do you see how big these guys are? I knew this one was over the second they ran out the tunnel."

"Take this ya filthy tree." - Harvey
This post was edited on 1/6/17 at 11:50 pm
Posted by Ol'DirtyCam
Madtown
Member since Jul 2013
1167 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 11:52 pm to
This.....this is just the beginning.

CNS
Posted by PowHound
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Member since Jul 2014
6843 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 12:15 am to
"Do you want to be blessed, or do you want to be a blessing?" -CNS

"We'll play them in a parking lot." -Jon Allen talking about not giving a shite where Bama beats LSU down at. When Allen said this I knew two things:

1. Alabama was going to win a title
2. Jon Allen was my favorite DL of all time
Posted by nastynate05
Member since Feb 2012
216 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 12:28 am to
"They ran thru us like shite thru a tin horn"

I still don't know what that means...
Posted by nastynate05
Member since Feb 2012
216 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 12:28 am to
"It's a mauling!!!"

- That douchebag Musberger
This post was edited on 1/7/17 at 12:33 am
Posted by PBD4BAMA
Sweet Home Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
4721 posts
Posted on 1/7/17 at 1:23 am to
you young folks won't remember this one...

I just waxed the dude.* DB Rory Turner's explanation of his game-saving tackle of Auburn's Brent Fullwood in the 17-15 1984 game.
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