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frick him and anyone else who associates with that trash program.

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Todd Graves and Gordon McKernan….nothing like giving 17 year olds millions of dollars to play college football while Louisiana ranks at the top of the list in most violent crime, 49th worst education system, dead last in streets/infrastructure, most traffic collisions, along with topping the charts in obesity rates and diabetes.

Nothing like funding a semi-pro football team with money that comes from a combination of children hospitals that are State-run, a larger than life injury lawyer, and a chicken finger restaurant chain.

They seriously are 100% okay with letting the entire State of Louisiana burn to the ground if it means reaching the CFP. It’s freaking pitiful

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But as soon as you suggest that perhaps we simply tax the shite out of these people so they can't pour millions of dollars into their personal vanity projects, buying up media outlets, and funding political candidates anymore it's literally communism.

I'm sorry but seeing y'all use batting average as a measure of a player's productivity is very frustrating. It's just a meaningless stat these days. .245/.350/.515 is substantially more productive than .325/.360/.400. They are on base at roughly the same rate, but one of these guys is an impatient singles hitter who runs into the occasional gapper or HR and the other is an extremely patient power bat that more than makes up for the lack of total hits with the fact that he works counts and hits for power.

It's really fricked up that we got the one judge against all this shite even though Bediako's individual circumstances are so much more compelling than the vast majority of these eligibility lawsuits.

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but television wants these things then gets us stuck in weather delays where the coverage returns to the ocho

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I'd love to see an analysis of how often coverage starts on time and on the advertised network. Seems like at this point it's 50/50 at best after the early game.

I considered Clemson back in the day. Went to check it out and everything. "Auburn with a lake" is more of a factual description than people realize.

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120.4 inches is 10'4".

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Try again.

Every school has a couple of non-revenue sports that the fans would revolt over being threatened, much less cut entirely, but football and men's basketball are what most of the boosters care about, and while the AD doesn't officially work for the boosters their job security is largely determined by the boosters.

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because he’s cosplaying being a cool kid after growing up a balding autistic nerd

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I would say he's not fooling anyone, but we live in the dumbest country on the planet.

I thought Philon used his freebie draft entry last year. Don't you only get to pull your name out once?

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And a lot of the impoverished people who should be pissed off are brainwashed.

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And they were really easy to wash with those uniformly smooth surfaces. Trump was the inspiration for Biff Tannen. His future rise to the Presidency was a joke on the Simpsons 25 years ago. He was a punchline for years between the hair, the bankruptcies, the constant failed attempts at turning his name into a brand of its own, saying insane shite to the media like "I guess I have the tallest building now" immediately after 9/11 or speculating about how big his infant daughter's breasts would end up being, and basically everything else that made him such a sad, bizarre, sleazy caricature of a man. The ease with which he then immediately suckered tens of millions of people into thinking he cares not just about America, but about them personally, and has the foresight to lead us to a bright new future is going to be studied for decades. Hopefully not just in other countries while our children learn about him the way North Koreans learn about the Kims.