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Greater persecutor of men: tots or arse

Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:19 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27184 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:19 pm
This question has plagued mankind since the dawn of time.

Which do you prefer, and why?

What is hard-wired in us that makes us prefer one or the other?

This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 5:20 pm
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:22 pm to
Probably arse because they don't notice us staring at them as much. Dirty looks from staring at tots can affect your self esteem.
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17446 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:27 pm to
I used to be strictly a tots guy.....but as I have aged I have become an arse man....

"Put a round thing in my face...I get sprung son!"
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:27 pm to
Tots are nice toys to play with. Down around that arse it's Disneyland.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27184 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

"Put a round thing in my face...I get sprung son!"


A very wise man once told me: "Tots are for show, arse is for go!"
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 6:54 pm to
I love tater tots. I'd persecute the frick out of somebody for some good tots.

Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 7:01 pm to
I'm always torn on this topic. It flips back and forth.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 7:09 pm to
arse
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18495 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 7:23 pm to
Why not both?
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 7:27 pm to
Tots are a lifetime problem.

Once ED and age set in, the poontang aint worth chasing if you dont have one handy in your crib already.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12142 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 7:28 pm to
A wise man once told me "If the arse is good the rest will be good."
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18798 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 7:30 pm to
I miss tots more than the other when one is available and the other isn't.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 7:49 pm to
arse always and forever. .


Marry the arse, buy the tits.
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17446 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

Marry the arse, buy the tits.


I like the moto. Plus once some puppies have been pushed out the tots will need some maintenance so they don't droop. Where as the arse just needs some time on the squat rack!
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 9:04 pm to
quote:


Marry the arse, buy the tits.


Words to live by.

Read and heed, gentlemen.
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12266 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 11:26 pm to
Depends on what day you ask me
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18615 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

Marry the arse, buy the tits.
quote:

Words to live by.

Read and heed, gentlemen.


Anyone who suggests that I should marry anything will get a boot heel to the chin.

But that is another topic.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27184 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 10:28 am to
Happy Friday (NSFW):

For those who love tots

For those who love arse (new link)
This post was edited on 3/6/15 at 11:01 am
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 10:35 am to
That arse link has total nudity, but I won't tell if you don't.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 12:28 pm to
#1 Kim Kardashian...???

GROSS.
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