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Arkansas spawns the best of the best
Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:51 pm
Everyone knows Arkansas is on the verge of becoming the best football team ever under CB. What you may not be aware of is we have already overachieved giving our low population.
We produced arguably the best college football coach in Paul Bear Bryant. Produced the most sucessful retail store ever in Walmart. Produced the most popular Pesident worldwide the US has ever known in Bill Clinton. Produced arguably the best Country Music singer ever in Johnny Cash. Produced the best Goth band ever in the group Evanescence. You don't have to bow down to us, but we do expect you to give us a crisp salute and hold it until we return said salute. Oh, and woo pig. Have a nice day.
We produced arguably the best college football coach in Paul Bear Bryant. Produced the most sucessful retail store ever in Walmart. Produced the most popular Pesident worldwide the US has ever known in Bill Clinton. Produced arguably the best Country Music singer ever in Johnny Cash. Produced the best Goth band ever in the group Evanescence. You don't have to bow down to us, but we do expect you to give us a crisp salute and hold it until we return said salute. Oh, and woo pig. Have a nice day.
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Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:52 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
WPS
Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:55 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
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Produced arguably the best Country Music singer ever in Johnny Cash.
Who's arguing?
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Produced the best Goth band
I don't even goth, bro.
But what I really want to know is...
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we have already overachieved giving our low population.
...What are you giving your low population?
Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:56 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
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but we do expect you to give us a crisp salute and hold it until we return said salute
and never ever look us straight in the eyes, we'll have you taken care of if you do...
Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:58 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
I like your post except the part where Ar-Kanas gets good in football.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:59 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
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Produced the most philandering Pesident worldwide the US has ever known in Bill Clinton.
FIFY
Posted on 12/17/14 at 5:01 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
Truth 
... WPS!!
... WPS!! 
Posted on 12/17/14 at 5:45 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
And you gave us the fumble in '98...
I salute ya'll arse for it sir!
Coach Neyland son, frick Bear Bryant
I salute ya'll arse for it sir!
Coach Neyland son, frick Bear Bryant
Posted on 12/17/14 at 5:50 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
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Produced the most sucessful retail store ever in Walmart.
Phew. I thought someone would try to pin Wal-Mart on us.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 5:59 pm to throwingoranges
Nope and that's why you're poor
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:00 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
And soon, the biggest bitch to ever sit in the oval office.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:03 pm to RANDY44
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Produced the most philandering Pesident worldwide the US has ever known in Bill Clinton.
I bet Bill has nothing on JFK.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:03 pm to The Cajun Prince
It's okay to cry, I would say "frick Bear Bryant" too if he coached somewhere else and owned our asses like he did yours. Kinda like how Saban is doing right now..
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:05 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
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giving our low population.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:24 pm to TheSeer
Its happening Seer. Everyone knows it deep inside their gut.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:27 pm to The_Joker
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The_Joker
Arkansas spawns the best of the best
Nope and that's why you're poor
That is funny on so many levels.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:55 pm to Gary Busey
He never beat Neyland, so he didnt whip our arse like he did yall's until Neyland hung his hat...
Plus he stated he learned everything he knew from Neyland.
Plus he stated he learned everything he knew from Neyland.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 7:12 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
fricking retard.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 7:37 pm to mikrit54
Uh oh, a mamma's basement internet badasss alert. 
Posted on 12/17/14 at 7:42 pm to DMagic
Yo Donald Magic, you know what Bo and Johnny Furtball have in common?
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