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This is what to expect after 20 years of marriage
Posted on 4/19/14 at 8:28 am
Posted on 4/19/14 at 8:28 am
When I lay down on the couch at night to watch tv after supper, my wife sits on the lounge chair next to me.
She's given up on telling me to quit farting.
Instead, every time I fart, she responds by picking up her cannister of lysol or air freshener and spraying it in my direction.
On some nights, it's a real war.
She's given up on telling me to quit farting.
Instead, every time I fart, she responds by picking up her cannister of lysol or air freshener and spraying it in my direction.
On some nights, it's a real war.
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Posted on 4/19/14 at 8:40 am to samson'sseed
Does that mean she let's you PIIHB?
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:01 am to oR33Do
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:01 am to samson'sseed
that sure was one cool story bro
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:04 am to samson'sseed
Sounds a lot like my girlfriend and I's relationship. What does this have to do with being married for twenty years?
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:04 am to samson'sseed
Neat.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:04 am to samson'sseed
What do you do when she farts?
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:11 am to Stacked
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What do you do when she farts?
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:22 am to samson'sseed
I try to dutch oven a girl within the first couple of months of dating her to test if she's cool enough to tolerate my shite
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:42 am to samson'sseed
Classy dude, real classy.
I've been married 29 years to a Brookfield
High cheerleader and would never demean her
with such coarseness.
I've been married 29 years to a Brookfield
High cheerleader and would never demean her
with such coarseness.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:05 am to Ridgewalker
You're afraid of your wife aren't you?
Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:08 am to Ridgewalker
quote:
I've been married 29 years to a Brookfield
High cheerleader
Braggart.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:13 am to roadhouse
quote:
I try to dutch oven a girl within the first couple of months of dating her to test if she's cool enough to tolerate my shite
And a good woman gets you back.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:19 am to samson'sseed
Same here. The wife has a febreeze holster
Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:44 am to oR33Do
Happy wife = happy life! 
I wouldn't want some one doing that to me.
The whole "do unto others" thing.
I wouldn't want some one doing that to me.
The whole "do unto others" thing.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:46 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Braggart.
Yes I am! I am very happy that I caught her
in a moment of weakness.
This post was edited on 4/19/14 at 10:47 am
Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:46 am to rantfan
I've been married 29 years to a Brookfield
High cheerleader and would never demean her
with such coarseness.
Either she's been in high school for 29 years or you're still living the glory days.
High cheerleader and would never demean her
with such coarseness.
Either she's been in high school for 29 years or you're still living the glory days.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:48 am to samson'sseed
I use farts as punctuation to our conversations. It really adds a certain flair to my displeasure on a subject. The lady thinks it's funny...really lucky I am.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:49 am to Duke
Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:52 am to samson'sseed
Why would you want to intentionally make a person you love have to deal with something so disgusting?
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