I still believe that.......

Alabama should be named 2013 Associated Press National Champions if Fla. State ekes out a non-impressive 13-10 win over Auburn in a sloppy national championship game.
I meeeeeeeeeean, they clearly are the best team, like A.J. said. Why, they would even be favored over that ACC pushover Florida State, and everybody knows if they played Auburn 10 more times, Bama would win 9 1/2 times!
Even though they lost to some no-name Big 12 school last night (Oklahoma didn't beat them, Alabama and the referees beat them. They didn't REEEEEEEEALLY lose, not REALLLY REALLLLLLLY.)

That was not REEEEEEEALLY what happened last night. The Alabama team wasn't used to 70 degree weather. They weren't used to other team having the absolute AUDACITY to spot Bama a TD, and have the UNMITIGATED GALLLLLLLLLL to actually come
BACK on the "mighty" Crimson Taaaahd defense.

And the Alabama defensive backs CLEARY had shin splints and turf toes and aching arches from having to chase down the Oklahoma wide receivers.

It's just not FAIR !!!! We wuz robbbbbbbbed !!!
We wuz better than demmmmm !!!

And it so very classy for A.J. to horn in on the middle of a national interview with Bob Stoops after the game to show his sweet petunia Little Lord Fauntleroy pretend arse.

Yep, we was PROCESSED, but we still da better team!

I guess, "ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED" ???????????