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So what makes an SECrOT baller?

Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:24 am
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61834 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:24 am
Bangs SECrOT 10s? (OT 6s)
IQ of 90?
Drinks 2 cases of beer a day?
6in penis?
Plant operator
Owns 5 double wides
Owns at least 5 guns
Associates degree
More than 1 tattoo
Wearing jerseys or cargo shorts
Missing teeth or fingers

Will compile all into a list.
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 12:27 pm
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:24 am to
Plant Operator




ETA: or owns a body shop
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 11:25 am
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123593 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:25 am to
Owns 5 double wides

Posted by Spank Jackson
Baltimore, MD
Member since Jan 2013
497 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:25 am to
I ball hard.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40250 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:25 am to
4 for 4. frick yeah
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28595 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:26 am to
quote:

So what makes an SECrOT baller?


Let's out-do the OT by saying we need a minimum of at least 1,000,000 sq ft house and at least 60 SECOT 10's living among the place. Also, must have your own zipcode, and it must be considered an international trading zone.
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:27 am to
A fake girlfriend
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86438 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Let's out-do the OT


why?
Posted by 3xlsugrad
Member since Feb 2012
11037 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:28 am to
Mom and sister are the same chick.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:28 am to
Own the trailerhood that your 5 double wides are in
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61834 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:28 am to
quote:

Let's out-do the OT
Woah now. This is the SECrOT we're talking about here.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18754 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:29 am to
quote:

Bangs SECrOT 10s? (OT 6s)
IQ of 90?
Drinks 2 cases of beer a day?
6in penis?


3 out of 4, unless we are allowed to round up.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28595 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:29 am to
quote:

why?


why not?

*edit*

mostly for fun. may as well make the fake but proverbial guns we sling bigger.
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 11:31 am
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
16950 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:34 am to
Owns a Moonshine Distillery
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 11:37 am
Posted by tennessee391
Member since Dec 2008
4885 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:35 am to
unemployed here
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:37 am to
Associates degree
Posted by Bottoms Up
Member since Dec 2012
302 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:38 am to
I already hate this board
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:39 am to
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Bottoms Up
Then go bitch somewhere else.. you bitching does nothing but hold the board down.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18754 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:39 am to
More than 1 tattoo.
Bonus points if it is of a school that you did not attend.
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61834 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:40 am to
Good one.
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