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Finland’s Remi Lindholm needed a heat pack at the end of his 50km race at the Olympics this past weekend to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part. Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes fighting through the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race, following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year...
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“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished ... it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in,” he told Finnish media. “It was just about battling through."
(theguardian.com)
Filed Under: Winter Olympics
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com

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For the second time?
Reply10 months
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TFH
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He likes the tingle as it thaws
9 months
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Maybe he’s going commando because he thinks that he needs the reduced weight, but come on, nothing is worth risking THAT.
Reply10 months
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How do you let something like that happen again? Wrap that bad boy up in a wool sock Like a spigot in a freeze, Remi!
Reply9 months
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Twig. Not berries.
Reply9 months
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His penis is Finnished.
Reply9 months
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“Mr. Lindholm, the bad news is that your penis has turned black. The worse news, is that it’s still the same size.”
Reply9 months
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I guess this dude has never heard of the penis sweater
Reply9 months
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There’s an ad for earrings right below the article and they look like 2 blue, frozen testicles. For a second I thought...
Reply9 months
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Nobody ever accused the Finns of being rocket scientists...
Reply9 months
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Now serving aggie cold cuts.
Reply9 months
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