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Lolo Jones Gives Us An Update On Her Dating Life
Noah K. Murray-USA TODAY Sports
Lolo Jones is still looking for that special someone. This week she jumped on Instagram to give us an update and how it's going...
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Lol time to life rant. I have options but for the first time I’m really just bored with dating. I think after so many times of getting my hopes up that I will meet your person... you just get over it. You give up hope.

Look I’m no spring chicken. I’m 38 years old. I’m not at an age where I can pretend... like in my 20s “oh I’m not looking for anything serious” when I was totally wanting to get married at that age.

Now when you talk to guys at this age they know most likely you are looking for something serious... they don’t even ask. The good news about being this age and talking to other guys this age is, they are usually serious about dating and meeting their match too. What a relief. I’m glad I’m out of the 20s dealing with the just want to have fun guys.

But even still... Its hard to date. It’s always the same story, picking between two extremes. One guy is a Christian one guy is not. One guy is a workaholic the other one unmotivated. I’m torn between personality or character. Looks or morals. And honestly lately... The dates all want me to travel to them. *coughs* RISK global pandemic date OR be a cat women for the rest of my life. Hard call.

so basically I just have phone calls. I get bored because I feel I am never going to meet someone in person. Dammit I’m losing the last prime year of my life to lock down my husband before my face melts. I swear covid year gave me 10 extra grey hairs. Really not helping the cause to lock someone down before I get “old old.”

Yup so that’s my rant. If anyone else is frustrated by the dating scene and want more tea my book is linked in bio. For those that pre order we are working on a special something something to keep you encouraged... cheers to all the singles. I feel your pain. Cats are not so bad
Filed Under: Summer Olympics
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
65 Comments
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Hangit36 months
She wants an athletic, model, preacher that makes NBA money. He also needs to devote 168 hours per week to her. He does not exist. Maybe she just needs to go to the gas station in Prairieville and lower her mountainous standards a little.
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dpd90136 months
*Who is also content not to have sex until they are married.
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Nole Man36 months
Too bad Tebow got married
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Perpetual Victim36 months
Problem with her and Tebow, is they both looked it up the butt.
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Skinny36 months
Shes so my type though. Hot, Late 30s, virgin, failed athletic success, questionable job history, needy. Shes basically the female version of me. Lolo, message me on here.
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V Bainbridge36 months
Failed athletic success? How many times have you been in the Olympics? She is an attention whore and all but she is anything but a failure in her athletic pursuits.
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Skinny36 months
I apologize. I was just being sarcastic. Im in the same boat as Lolo. Love is dead. Its impossible in todays social media climate to find and keep love. Just impossible. I feel for her.
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Russianblue36 months
After I got divorced in my late 30s, for 3-4 years while dating again on Match.com, eharmony etc, if I saw a hot chick like this over say, 38 years old, hot, but never been married... NEXT!! Immediately moved on to the next prospect without even reading the profile. I went out with a few of them before I learned my lesson, but it was like clockwork. If they are hot at that age and never been married, with rare exception there is a REASON. In Lolo's case I think she's a good woman, but she is WAY too self-focused which is exacerbated by today's ridiculously self-focused social media society. You simply can't expect absolute perfection in other people like that because people are not perfect. Just ask my wife who, thank GOD, had a really good grasp on this very concept.
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Skinny36 months
Yeah, the reason is grad school or Phd work. Love Match though. Its the best if your looking for hottie divorced moms with 3-4 kids. Which i am.
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ReauxlTide22236 months
This woman is in the 99th percentile of batshit crazy
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Skinny36 months
Also most likely in that same percentile in the category of horniness.
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Bandits5836 months
Her problem is she only dates celebrities and she is bat shite crazy!!
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conman36 months
She will be alone and with a house full of cats.
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Skinny36 months
Im alone now with a garage full of farm cats. Its as depressing as it sounds. I cant keep up with feeding them and picking ticks off them.
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jmarto136 months
That's what she gets for not swiping right on me
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ApexTiger36 months
When it happens it happens.. Many thought Tim Tebow would not find the one and today, he looks to be living the perfect life and happy marriage. Very happy for him. He waited and waited, and people made fun of him for it. God is good, and if you trust him and look for someone who is also a Christian and has the same values, that's who you should be yoked with. She shouldn't be confused about why it isn't working out. She is looking in many of the wrong places
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offshoretrash36 months
I wonder if she ever thinks, maybe it's me?
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upgrayedd36 months
What kind of psychopath spills their guts like that on social media? Jesus Christ.
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cwil17736 months
There is a reason she looks like that but is single at 38.
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dirtsandwich36 months
If you are 38 and say your are looking for a long term commitment but are “torn between looks and morals” then you are a moron with no morals and deserve what you get.
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Jabontik36 months
to be fair to her maybe the honest dude looked like spongebob squarepants
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TDsngumbo36 months
If she would’ve given me the chance back before my wife came along then she wouldn’t be lonely now. Sucks for her!
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bcoop19936 months
Watching her on Big Brother and The Challenge it's extremely clear why she's single....she's irrational, emotional, and has no self awareness.
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spankydynamite36 months
pfff, what are you dr. phil? maybe you were just looking in the mirror, seeing more of you than her.
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BayouTiga36 months
Watching BB.....REALLY!!!
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TommyDaTiger36 months
Sometimes that primo shite is brutal to acquire (like the shite you have to go through, listen to, all in all basically DO just to get inside those sugar walls). Like people say it’s your call if you choose to deal with all that just ti hit that. It is what it is baw
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RustedToyota36 months
The Wall is closing in, It's undefeated!
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Skinny36 months
Not yet. 40s is still the peak years. Its when you get to 50 that you say, oh shet! Im screwed!
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BBATiger36 months
I think she likes talking about being single more than she likes actually dating someone. Has a whole “look at me” vibe.
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CunningLinguist36 months
Why is she still a thing? She is just a media Figure at this point. And no way is she a virgin at 38. She gives out 2 of the 3 holes guaranteed
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mmtiger36 months
she has had tons of opportunity. I have no sympathy.
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BobABooey36 months
She missed the window on Aaron Rogers being single.
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She may be crazy as shite, but frick it I'd at least do her.
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TOSOV36 months
This needs to be read by younger girls. It's a reality check to ones that think they "have time". It's like the freshman girls that won't give you a look outside of friend zone freshman year, but yrs later they are hanging around looking for a chance Sr year. And get pissed you are the Sr now getting that frosh poon.
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ChipDiamond36 months
was always odd to me how picky girls were in college. the school i went to the women outnumbered the men by like 60/40 split and yet they all seemed to only be vying for the same 35 players on the baseball team. lol
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Skinny36 months
Yeah, true. I still agonize over a couple chicks i turned dates down from in HS when i was a baseball star. You never get over it. I thought i had time. Now im alone and pushing 40.
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