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On Thursday, AL.com reported that two suspects were wanted for stealing a Nick Saban cutout from a Tuscaloosa BP gas station early Wednesday.
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“Officers responding to a theft call at 1 a.m. at the gas station at 1405 University Boulevard were told that one suspect took the cutout when the cashier wasn’t looking and that another suspect opened the door for him so they could leave, said Tuscaloosa police spokesman Sgt. Brent Blankley.”
By the end of Thursday, the cutout had been returned with an apology to the BP station. Said BP station owner Jay Rupani to the Tuscaloosa News...
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“I’m glad to have it back. This is our pride — it’s Nick Saban.”
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NastyTiger137 months
Its was life size, so they were able to fit it in their pockets.
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CapitalCityTiger137 months
The cutout was returned with trace amounts of semen on it, so it is likely the suspects can be apprehended and convicted should the store owner choose to press charges.
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CP3LSU25137 months
bama fans are jerking off to these kind posters every night
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LSUNO12010137 months
Bammers are gonna bam...scary!!
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