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Jefferson Dawg
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Member since Sep 2012
23241 posts

Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
….beginning with their season opener against Georgia.


UT about to announce stadium alcohol sales soon too.



So, that's two games for Georgia fans this year. While UGA continues to look like schmucks with their dip shite alcohol policy for elites only in a walled off courtyard.


Jefferson Dawg
Georgia Fan
Member since Sep 2012
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re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
HGMF prop idea:

-In which quarter will Vanderbilt Stadium run out of beer in opener?


There's no way they'll be prepared for what's coming.


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AlaCowboy
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Member since Dec 2011
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re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
Those that have to get drunk and make fools of themselves at a football game should just stay home and puke on their rug, not on someone else at the stadium.
For those that like an occasional sip during the game, there are many ways to slip something into the stadium.
I've gone to many a game with something to sip on, and many more where I bought cokes or water.


Jefferson Dawg
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Member since Sep 2012
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re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
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Those that have to get drunk and make fools of themselves at a football game should just stay home and puke on their rug, not on someone else at the stadium.

The douchebag trash who do that kind of thing are gonna do it regardless of whether they can get a beer inside or not.

But, if you're gonna try and sit here and virtue signal and pretend to tell me that having an ice cold frothy one in your hand (and one on deck waiting under your seat) as Georgia takes the field in the opener doesn't make the whole experience just a little better, then go ahead and move to communist china, commie.


lewis and herschel
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re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
Athens already has the highest number of bars per capita so its not like we don't drink....


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IT_Dawg
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re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
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I've gone to many a game with something to sip on, and many more where I bought cokes or water.


I buy a coke and water too.......pour half out and load it with my liquor. Congrats on being the dickhead yelling at fans for being to obnoxious during a game. Go sit in the visitor section plz


Dawgsontop34
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Member since Jun 2014
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re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
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Those that have to get drunk and make fools of themselves at a football game should just stay home and puke on their rug, not on someone else at the stadium.
For those that like an occasional sip during the game, there are many ways to slip something into the stadium.


So you’re mocking people who buy alcohol at games, but think it’s cool to illegally sneak something in?



FinleyStreet
Georgia Fan
Nashville
Member since Aug 2011
5844 posts

re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
Scenario for Jefferson: Georgia finally allows beer sales; however, it's only Turd Monster. What do you do?


superdawg
Georgia Fan
Chattanooga
Member since Oct 2013
601 posts

re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
wonderful - enjoy those $12 beers


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Jefferson Dawg
Georgia Fan
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re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
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Scenario: Georgia finally allows beer sales; however, it's only Turd Monster. What do you do?


Step 1: Swing by a Chikfila kiosk

Step 2: Obtain a foil chikn sandwich wrapper, a wad of napkins, and some straws and rig a filtration device that removes the owl piss from turd monster pale ale

Step 3: Enjoy several of these newly transformed frothy cold ones while watching 1st half

Step 4: When people ask you where you got a normal beer, tell them Alex is selling them.

Step 5: At halftime, single out a go-getter student w/ good instincts, teach him the filtration process, promise a 20% cut, tell him to call himself Alex, and have him sell the product on the black market

Step 6: Enjoy 2nd half / Get rich.


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deeprig9
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re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
I prefer the "sneak liquor in and don't act a fool" method. As soon as alcohol becomes a revenue source, you can kiss those mini-bottles in your cargo shorts goodbye.

Security theater is just theater until it is directly attached to revenue. Then theater goes away.


deeprig9
Georgia Fan
Member since Sep 2012
34598 posts

re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
It takes 15 minutes to get a coke... in a bottle... from a cooler...

McGarity has to completely renovate the operation to pull off beer sales.

I don't know if it can even be done in his lifetime.


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AlaCowboy
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North Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
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re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
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Congrats on being the dickhead yelling at fans for being to obnoxious during a game. Go sit in the visitor section plz


i don't do that. I'm the guy that's been buying season tickets since 1968 and helping fund scholarships and improvements in the athletic department. I've never been drunk at a game and yelled obscenities or puked on other fans, and I have just as much right to voice my opinion as you do. I didn't insult you as you did me, so that simply shows your lack of class and manners.


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AlaCowboy
Georgia Fan
North Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
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re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
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So you’re mocking people who buy alcohol at games, but think it’s cool to illegally sneak something in?


No. I'm simply pointing out that those that have to get drunk to enjoy the game have problems that alcohol will not cure.


RD Dawg
Georgia Fan
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
12883 posts

re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
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I'm simply pointing out that those that have to get drunk to enjoy the game have problems that alcohol will not cure.


No you're not.You immediately assumed those in favor of beer sales like to "get drunk and make fools of themselves" and "have to get drunk to enjoy the game" How in the world are you making those leaps in logic?

I don't drink at games simply because I don't like liquor but I might drink a beer or two during a game especially if it's hot.

Doesn't really matter though.As Rig pointed out we are completely incompetent when it comes to concessions so adding beer sales is something that would be logistically impossible with our current leadership.
This post was edited on 8/15 at 12:25 am


WG_Dawg
Georgia Fan
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2004
72987 posts

re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
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I'm simply pointing out that those that have to get drunk to enjoy the game


This coming from the same guy that admits to sneaking liquor into the game. Maybe you should look in the mirror.

Do you also have problems with selling beer at Braves games? How about concerts? It'd be pretty shitty of you to think those venues are A-OK but a college football game is shameful.


Jefferson Dawg
Georgia Fan
Member since Sep 2012
23241 posts

re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...




How many of you have ever.....


-looked at your watch while tailgating to see how much drinking time is left before game time?

-increased your rate of drinking as kickoff time approaches because you won't be able to drink in stadium?

-stuffed a beer in every available pocket for the walk to stadium?

-stood outside gates finishing all these beers, knowing that a four hour prohibition era is about to commence?


I see a lot of heads nodding and hands raised.


Ladies and gentlemen, stadium prohibition actually increases fan drinking. NOt just more quantity, but it also generates an increase in rate of drinking.


Also, this is America not communist china. So, WTF? Do the right thing. Beer sales will actually decrease alcohol-related problems and save lives.


Thank you.


WG_Dawg
Georgia Fan
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2004
72987 posts

re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
I'll tell you one of the more underrated aspects of this new SEC rule change; available beers at stegeman and foley. Sure football will be nice but man those other 2 will be awesome too.


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devils1854
Winthrop Fan
Nashville
Member since Aug 2014
4539 posts

re: Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium...
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No. I'm simply pointing out that those that have to get drunk to enjoy the game have problems that alcohol will not cure.


And the only cure for your problems would be to get your boyfriend to pull the giant stick out of your ass.


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FaCubeItches
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Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
4523 posts

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Vandy to sell alcohol in stadium


Local youths to sell marijuana, cocaine, heroin, and meth just outside stadium.


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