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There’s hope for New Jersey.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 5/8/18 at 5:28 pm
Sitting at the bar in Mt. Laurel drinking a Hopsecutioner.
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 5:29 pm to Rules
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 5:51 pm to Rules
I imagine how your guido bartender pronounces “hopsecutioner”, then laugh. And then dry heave.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 5:52 pm to Jefferson Dawg
She has big boobs though.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 5:56 pm to Rules
Let’s interview her Live, on the GSB.
What’s her name?
What’s her name?
Posted on 5/8/18 at 5:56 pm to Rules
I drove the entire length of the jersey turnpike today. After coming out of Baltimore, Jersey didn’t seem that bad.
I’m drinking yankee beer in Plainville CT right now.
I’m drinking yankee beer in Plainville CT right now.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 6:01 pm to deeprig9
Dang. Turnpike is about 350 feet from here.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 6:02 pm to deeprig9
Question #1 for Big Tits Jersey:
If we try to secede again to get away from your commie authoritarianism, do you support murdering us, burning our houses, and raping our women to keep us in a disfuncional Union with you and your ugly commie population?
If we try to secede again to get away from your commie authoritarianism, do you support murdering us, burning our houses, and raping our women to keep us in a disfuncional Union with you and your ugly commie population?
Posted on 5/8/18 at 6:13 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Just asked her. She said she’d be looking for a guy from the rural south who could skin a deer, filet a dove, build a fire using only his wits, and take care of her. She likes the idea of a sovereign citizen who can fend for himself.
She also wants a guy with a penis, so you’re out. Sorry.
She also wants a guy with a penis, so you’re out. Sorry.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 6:16 pm to Rules
Pics?
Posted on 5/8/18 at 6:18 pm to Rules
Hey, I match up pretty well with that description.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 6:19 pm to DirtyDawg
Question #2:
We call it a Panama City license plate. What do you call that ugly thing above your arse crack up here?
We call it a Panama City license plate. What do you call that ugly thing above your arse crack up here?
Posted on 5/8/18 at 6:21 pm to DirtyDawg
Posted on 5/8/18 at 6:22 pm to Jefferson Dawg
She said they call it "Misinterpreted Chinese Characters."
Posted on 5/8/18 at 6:23 pm to NytroBud
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Hey, I match up pretty well with that description.
She said she wants your number.
And bank account info.
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 6:27 pm to Rules
Question #3) Do you know a remedy for microscopic fiberglass shards imbedded under your skin?
Posted on 5/8/18 at 6:36 pm to Jefferson Dawg
I'm up here starting up a fiberglass plant. I'll keep you posted.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 6:43 pm to Rules
Ask Chris when he got his tits done and moved to Jersey.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:55 pm to tylerdurden24
Jefferson, hate to tell you this, but there are parts of New Jersey that are more rural than Augusta. They drive pick ups, dip, Hunt deer and listen to that same horrible country music you like. They are everything you think pseudo-rural Georgia is...
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:06 pm to Peter Buck
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