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Posted on 3/28/18 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 3/28/18 at 4:15 pm
Should be on the commodity market. Long needle going for $4.25/bale.
Friend of mine just paid over $500 to "dress" his yard.
I seem to recall a place in Mcdonnah (sp) that was a Mecca for pine straw trading.
Friend of mine just paid over $500 to "dress" his yard.
I seem to recall a place in Mcdonnah (sp) that was a Mecca for pine straw trading.
This post was edited on 3/28/18 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 3/28/18 at 5:43 pm to nuwaydawg
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a Mecca for pine straw trading.
Just make sure that Billy Ray Valentine and Louis Winthorp get the *real* report and that the Duke brothers get the *fake* report.
Posted on 3/28/18 at 6:13 pm to K9
The screenplay took a giant step back after Col Bruce died. The Kingpin.
Posted on 3/28/18 at 6:37 pm to nuwaydawg
You must not be aware of the pinestraw mafia. Your friend was paying $500 for protection
Posted on 3/28/18 at 6:39 pm to nuwaydawg
Find a straw farm & buy it directly from them for $2.00 - $2.25 a bale. I've got 50 acres of young long needle that I lease to Georgia Pine Straw Co for $150 acre.
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:01 pm to nuwaydawg
Opened and was horribly disappointed that jeff hasn't shared his screenplay in here yet
Posted on 3/29/18 at 12:33 pm to TMDawg
Col Bruce was never up for KingPin. He would of been perfect for the Narrator role though. Not a huge setback though since the Narrator character doesn'really have much screentime.
The idea is it'll be kind of like when Waylon Jennings narrated The Dukes of Hazzard. But they never showed his face, just his body. Although......CAUTION.......SPOILER ALERT!.........
............Although, you will actually meet this Narrator, face and all, several times very briefly but importantly during the pinestraw movie without ever realizing he's the narrator!. That is, until the face-melter part near the end where it's revealed that, yes, that's the fricking guy that's been narrating this thing all along the whole damn time!? Holy shite! And so therefore it had to be Eli INSTEAD whos charred skeletal remains were found smoldering in the pinestraw inferno, and so Roy must still be alive! And Becky's about to make a terrible terrible mistake....
...!END SPOLIER ALERT.
The idea is it'll be kind of like when Waylon Jennings narrated The Dukes of Hazzard. But they never showed his face, just his body. Although......CAUTION.......SPOILER ALERT!.........
............Although, you will actually meet this Narrator, face and all, several times very briefly but importantly during the pinestraw movie without ever realizing he's the narrator!. That is, until the face-melter part near the end where it's revealed that, yes, that's the fricking guy that's been narrating this thing all along the whole damn time!? Holy shite! And so therefore it had to be Eli INSTEAD whos charred skeletal remains were found smoldering in the pinestraw inferno, and so Roy must still be alive! And Becky's about to make a terrible terrible mistake....
...!END SPOLIER ALERT.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 12:37 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Potential candidates for TheNarrator:
-the dude from Shinyribs
-use CGI technology to still have Col. Bruce do it
-CheeseGrits
-Colt Ford
-Shooter Jennings would be a cool easter egg/tribute, but he's not old enough yet.
Other suggestions are welcome.
-the dude from Shinyribs
-use CGI technology to still have Col. Bruce do it
-CheeseGrits
-Colt Ford
-Shooter Jennings would be a cool easter egg/tribute, but he's not old enough yet.
Other suggestions are welcome.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 12:46 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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-Colt Ford
Jeff,
Knowing your disdain for modern bro-country, which often times in the case of CF is lots of "rapping" about worn out cliches, I'm surprised you would offer up this name.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 1:36 pm to Jefferson Dawg
You could also go in more of an Uncle Remus direction with a narrator like Little Richard, Smokey Robinson, or Buddy Guy.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 2:33 pm to WG_Dawg
I like some of the bro-country. The Narrator won't be singing any songs though, so music is irrelevant. He'll be just another character in the movie except that he's narrating.
Try thinking about Forrest Gump, instead of the example I gave about Waylon on Dukes. Ninety five percent of Forrest Gump was told by a narrator, right? Forrest is sitting on a bench in Savannah waiting for a bus and he's telling the sweet old lady his story, which plays out as the movie. And they come back to the present at the bus bench several times and then flash-back again several times until they come back one final time and he takes off running when he learns Jenny's house isn't a busride away. You see? The movie is told in a conversation by a narrator. That's kind of how the pinestraw movie will be except different and a lot better and with many more major awards.
Not sure if Colt Ford is my first choice, but I think he could do it well. And he's also an ordinary Georgian, so he wouldn't even have to act.
Try thinking about Forrest Gump, instead of the example I gave about Waylon on Dukes. Ninety five percent of Forrest Gump was told by a narrator, right? Forrest is sitting on a bench in Savannah waiting for a bus and he's telling the sweet old lady his story, which plays out as the movie. And they come back to the present at the bus bench several times and then flash-back again several times until they come back one final time and he takes off running when he learns Jenny's house isn't a busride away. You see? The movie is told in a conversation by a narrator. That's kind of how the pinestraw movie will be except different and a lot better and with many more major awards.
Not sure if Colt Ford is my first choice, but I think he could do it well. And he's also an ordinary Georgian, so he wouldn't even have to act.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 3:01 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Got about 8 pines in my backyard that has left a nice amount of you got the grit.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 3:34 pm to Jefferson Dawg
It might be easier to cast this if we have a plot outline, storyboard, and characters.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 4:21 pm to deeprig9
"The Wives of Jesup, Georgia.
The price of pine straw goes through the roof after Architectural Digest promotes it as their "Best" pick.
Yankees go crazy, price per bale skyrockets, nuevo riche fist fights in Jone's kitchen parking lot against the uppity city type wives from Waycross and Douglas. Lot's of F-150 demolition derby "Slamdowns". Later there is a period of redemption and rehabilitation, profuse crying and empty promises.
The price of pine straw goes through the roof after Architectural Digest promotes it as their "Best" pick.
Yankees go crazy, price per bale skyrockets, nuevo riche fist fights in Jone's kitchen parking lot against the uppity city type wives from Waycross and Douglas. Lot's of F-150 demolition derby "Slamdowns". Later there is a period of redemption and rehabilitation, profuse crying and empty promises.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 4:27 pm to nuwaydawg
Juan Loera
?(478) 998-1027?
Used to buy it by the truckload from that guy when I was running golf course maintence
?(478) 998-1027?
Used to buy it by the truckload from that guy when I was running golf course maintence
Posted on 3/29/18 at 5:29 pm to nuwaydawg
I wonder if you could brand pinestraw with an overbearing marketing campaign. Kind of like Vidalia Onions. People pass other pinestraw looking for authentic Jesup Pinestraw.
Kills more weeds, repels more bugs and lasts 63% longer than generic pinestraw.
Kills more weeds, repels more bugs and lasts 63% longer than generic pinestraw.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 8:16 am to SquatchDawg
I thought this movie would be Narcos meets Breaking Bad meets Desperado meets Dusk til Dawn meets Goodfellas?
Posted on 3/30/18 at 8:54 am to DaveyDownerDawg
Movie starts out simple enough; a simple transaction over pinestraw. You've got a small town hayseed kinda fella who sells some straw to a city man who just moved to the suburbs whose wife is making him get after the lawn. Things are fine but we see this is no ordinary pinestraw. It's quite detrimental to the lawn, ruining it after a matter of weeks (we can figure out other ways that it sucks later). Come to find out, this city man has secrets under the surface. He's a cheater and potentially a pedophile. Also maybe he's killed someone. We are on his side originally bc he got ripped off but now we see this is actually a punishment for his transgressions. Take that you dick. So who is this man selling the wonky pinestraw? Well, he's not what he seems to be either. City man goes to confront hayseed btu he's nowhere to be found. Has he moved towns, or has he taken on a different persona entirely? I'm getting kind of a "shopkeeper from Needful Things" vibe here. Is he good, and punishing those that need it? Or is he more evil than we can imagine?
Posted on 5/3/18 at 7:02 pm to nuwaydawg
Urgent Update
Stephen Root is still available to replace Colonel Bruce.
Stephen Root is still available to replace Colonel Bruce.
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