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Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:40 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63768 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:40 pm
Why not. I need to bitch. And I appreciate you fine people allowing me to bitch.

I have an update on the Klopeks. The people out back.

They got dirt bikes and four wheelers now. But they only ride them at 8:30pm when small children are trying to go to bed.

They continue to dump shite in the rivulet that borders our property.

And my neighbor whose son is a local sheriff deputy says they've been to the house to serve warrants twice in the last year.

What's my next move?
Posted by Dawgirl
Member since Oct 2015
6132 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:05 pm to
The right thing to do is to go over to their home and nicely explain that 830 is bedtime for your little ones and ask the them not to ride around 830. If they agree not to dont just walk the frick off. Have a conversation with the man. Be mature about the situation and dont act like a jackass.

Of course this isnt advisable if your neighbors are the Texas Chainsaw or Deliverance type.

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63768 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

Of course this isnt advisable if your neighbors are the Texas Chainsaw or Deliverance type.



Are you familiar with the Klopek reference?

Or are you trying to play the Carrie Fisher character from the Burbs?


Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:22 pm to
I warned you about the pergola, but you scoffed and didn't listen. And now you're on the verge of War asking for help. Ha ha.

Your pergola is basically a flagpole with a 50 foot rainbow flag on it, and now your neighbor probably fricks with you mainly on principle. In fact, he's probably on dirtbike.rant or some shite right now complaining about the neighbor with a lowes rainbow pergola that cranks songs with nursery ryhme lyrics every weekend.


You're only option now is to fight him.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63768 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:00 pm to
10 pm still at it
Posted by Dawgirl
Member since Oct 2015
6132 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

Are you familiar with the Klopek reference?



Now that Ive looked it up - Yes. Good Lord I feel sorry for you.

Even down voted myself for the stupidity.
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 9:08 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63768 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:07 pm to
Look up "The Burbs" on netflix or amazon. It's Tom Hanks' greatest movie. Therein you will find the Klopek reference. Many questions will be answered.
Posted by Dawgirl
Member since Oct 2015
6132 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:08 pm to
I edited my comment. See above. Seen the movie many years ago and just forgot about it.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63768 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

You're only option now is to fight him.


I'm in the predicament of having alot more to lose than him. Therefore, I'd lose the fight.

Big picture.

I need ideas.

Tear down pergola, rebuild it on his property to send a message?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63768 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

I edited my comment. See above. Seen the movie many years ago and just forgot about it.


Watch it again. It gets better with age.
Posted by Dawgirl
Member since Oct 2015
6132 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:10 pm to
Wasnt the pergola the cause of your squirrel problem?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63768 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Wasnt the pergola the cause of your squirrel problem?


Allegedly. But the squirrel infestation was flying squirrels so the pergola has nothing to do with it.

The gray squirrels only use it to raid the bird feeder.

And the flying squirrels no longer live here.
Posted by Dawgirl
Member since Oct 2015
6132 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

The gray squirrels only use it to raid the bird feeder.


Yes. I remember.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:06 pm to
I've got it!



Solution:


-Deeprig buys his kid a dirt-bike
-His kid challenges the neighbor kids to a race on their badass backyard track they're allowed to have
-Winner's dad gets to decide when good clean fun has to end

-and it's all blogged Live, on the GSB

Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:12 pm to
Alternate SOlution:


-when you hear the dirt bikes
-turn off the lights, then peek through the blinds, and blood pressure spike


Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:30 pm to
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