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re: Where is LSU getting all this cash

Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:05 pm to
Posted by TROJANFORCEONE
Member since Aug 2022
279 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:05 pm to
No matter how you feel about Auburn, you can’t deny this is a Tier 1 booster.
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18278 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:09 pm to
They launder our tax money
Posted by BourreTheDog
Member since May 2016
2693 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:15 pm to
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Where is LSU getting all this cash


Bobby Lowder and Uncle Milty’s laundered stash. They found it next to Pat Dye’s pants
Posted by WHATDOINO
Member since Dec 2008
6879 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:21 pm to
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Publicschoolkid


You sound upset. I would be too if I couldn’t get their best coach ever to sign an extension in the middle of their greatest season ever.

Sucks being you
Posted by Smokin Joe Dumas
Armchair QB
Member since Apr 2022
1551 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:57 pm to
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Believe it or not, billionaires did not get that way by wasting money on crappy decisions.


I wish someone would have told T Boone Pickens before he died, and Phil Knight and Larry Ellison, who doesn’t even have any ties with Michigan (just his girlfriend)
Posted by Smokin Joe Dumas
Armchair QB
Member since Apr 2022
1551 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:59 pm to
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They literally kill children to get it.


I don’t think you know what “literally” means
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41044 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:02 pm to
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$50M buyout for Kelly and now 14M+ for Lane Hoe. That’s a lotta scratch for a backwards arse school like LSU


Broke arse pocket watcher. No one cares about Barn, not even Tim Cook
Posted by Zgeo
Baja Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
3025 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:04 pm to
Isn’t Louisiana the state with the highest number in poverty percentage wise
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2187 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:05 pm to
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Chicken finger guy. And the earmarked cancer research money. Just win baby.


Anyone ever wonder if Cane’s is a front for a meth empire? And it’s laundered into the LSU program?
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
20383 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:05 pm to

From whoring out your Mom
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
18491 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:06 pm to
LA has a lot people who live in poverty.

LA also has alot of extremely wealthy people in the state.


This idea of poor ol LSU and Loooziana is so funny. It always cracks me up when this board is amazed that LSU can swing some of the moves they make.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41044 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:11 pm to
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Isn’t Louisiana the state with the highest number in poverty percentage wise


Not our fault some people want to spend all day shooting each other living on EBT
Posted by Smokin Joe Dumas
Armchair QB
Member since Apr 2022
1551 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:11 pm to
If not the highest, then very close. But, just like most grads from those poverty states, Tulane grads included in La., they don’t live there anymore.

That doesn’t mean that they don’t support their Alma Maters.

As an aside, one of LSU’s biggest donors grew up in Baton Rouge as an LSU fan, but never went there. He is a Harvard graduate - he’s a tech billionaire
This post was edited on 11/28/25 at 7:13 pm
Posted by Lcguy
Member since Jan 2020
1850 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:17 pm to
Oil money! Chicken man, tech man! Auburn sucks btw.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
31651 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:19 pm to
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That’s a lotta scratch for a backwards arse school like LSU
I won’t try to speak for LSU…. But, if Auburn can throw together well over $100Million to fire and hire 4 HC’s and dozens of coordinator’s & position coaches the last 5 yrs, then LSU can afford whatever the hell they want.

LSU is the sole, premier college program in that state and they have a rabid fan base with a ton of wealthy alumni.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16423 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:26 pm to
Chicken fingers, ambulance chasing and private equity make up most of it.
Posted by Publicschoolkid
Member since Nov 2020
238 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:27 pm to
You seem pretty sure. Hope thats the case for yall. We've been OK in the NIL era.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
66102 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:28 pm to
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We've been OK in the NIL era.


Is it because you've had Kiffin for the entire NIL era?
Posted by AUTubaHerd
Member since Nov 2012
2798 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:30 pm to
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Ever heard of oil in the Gulf of Mexico?


Do the oil rigs have LSU logos now?
Posted by Publicschoolkid
Member since Nov 2020
238 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:33 pm to
Guess if he leaves we will find out?
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