When I see a group of Texas A&M dudes on TV, especially that big group of boys doing weird dances while playing dress up as army soldiers at the games, I can’t help but just see a bunch of Kyle’s and Chad’s

(Somewhere in College Station at a recently remodeled faux luxury apartment, early on Friday Night, a Chad calls a Kyle’s cell phone…)

Chad S. - (calls Kyle M’s cell) “Hey Kyle M! Are you going to midnight yell tonight?”

Kyle M. - “Come on Chad S, would I ever miss it? I’m snuggling with Chad H right now and Kyle W is on his way back from the store, he picked up TWO 6-packs of Mike’s Hard Lemonade, gonna get wild and play the game!!! You should join, more the merrier”

Chad S.- “well gee thanks for the invite Kyle M, I’m with Chad F and Kyle T, we were looking for something fun to do, should we pick up some more alcohol? And what’s the game??”

Kyle M.- “No, 12 is plenty! And come on over, it’ll be me (Kyle M), you(Chad S), Chad H, Kyle W, Chad F, Kyle T and I just invited my neighbors Chad, Chad and Kyle, don’t know their identifying initials but they are cool. And wait, you’ve never played the game!!??? We call it “Mike is Hard” we basically just all pass around one Mikes Hard Lemonade at a time around a table, 15 minutes later once someone has finished the bottle, we get in a circle and whoever drank the last sip spins the bottle, the goal is to have it land on you, if it does you are now “Mike” and the game is on. You have 60 seconds, everyone touches on you and takes off your clothes, everything is fair game and you can’t resist, if by the end, you are hard, everyone yell’s “Mike is Hard!” and you lose, meaning the last Mike has to finish you off, so you really win, and you get to finish off the next Mike so really a win-win. We just call it losing because it would be wayyy to easy to win, everyone would win almost every time and we know as A&M boys how unrealistic of a game that would be.”

Chad S- “omg, Kyle M, why have I never been invited to play the game? Sounds like a blast I love playing drinking games with the boys, especially the ones where we get naked. Is it cool if I bring my friends William and Sarah?”

Kyle M- “Wow, Chad S, you think you can just bring anyone to my house? Who the hell is William, I don’t trust anyone not named Kyle or Chad, and I didn’t even know we had a non Kyle/Chad here in College Station. And come on Chad S, this is the 3rd time I’ve told you no girls, Sarah is gross with that nasty huge butt and big ole perky boobs, she would offend the other Kyle’s and Chad’s. You know we are easily offended.”

Chad S- “Oh Kyle, I’m so sorry man if I offended you, please don’t tweet CNN, Sarah told me to ask you and I told her you’d say no, now she’s saying she could bring other girl friends, as if that’s gonna help. And you know William, do you remember the other Kyle T? Not you’re roommate Kyle T, or the hung Kyle T, I’m talking about the one from Austin with the mole on his neck, and he said please don’t confuse him with that Douchebag Kyle T from Austin with the mole on his cheek. Anyway, he goes by his middle name, William, now, because he was so tired of disappointing all the guys when they found out he wasn’t the hung Kyle T.”

Kyle M- “Chad S, you tell Sarah to go frick herself! And yes, of course Kyle T from Austin with the neck mole can come over, I was so confused when you said William I was like that must be a middle name, but I get the name change, I’m disappointed he’s not the hung Kyle T too. Door is unlocked, when y’all get here don’t forget to take your shoes and pants off and leave them at the door! Tootaloo!!!”

But the atmosphere!!!!!!