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Young men of the SEC rant

Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:15 am
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
17990 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:15 am
Allow me to give some fatherly advice.

Pussy remains undefeated and will never lose. Don't screw up your life over it.

Posted by WithaRebelYell
Bristol TN
Member since Jan 2013
4859 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:18 am to
She take half your shite?
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:18 am to
So I shouldn't cheat on my pregnant wife with a co worker?
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50162 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:21 am to
quote:

So I shouldn't cheat on my pregnant wife with a co worker?




Ohhhhhh

Thanks for clearing that up
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68429 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Pussy remains undefeated and will never lose.
If you put it on a pedestal and act like an idiot, sure
This post was edited on 2/20/18 at 9:25 am
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25168 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:29 am to
You know, even though he is a real lousy human being, no one can deny that Bobby Petrino is a real innovator.

I just didn't think the resign in disgrace for humping athletic department employees was going to be what others sought to emulate.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:31 am to
Bobby did it in style too. Hired the slam piece, showed up to work with road rash in a neck brace rocking a Sugar Bowl (that they lost) hat. And lied to his boss about every fricking thing
Posted by Jwodie
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2009
7191 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:32 am to
"But hoes gon' be hoes, so I couldn't blame Tammy!"
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25168 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:42 am to
quote:

Bobby did it in style too. Hired the slam piece, showed up to work with road rash in a neck brace rocking a Sugar Bowl (that they lost) hat. And lied to his boss about every fricking thing



I have to admit, he's a scumbag, but Petrino gets fired in style.
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
17990 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:43 am to
quote:

So I shouldn't cheat on my pregnant wife with a co worker?



No, and when that co-worker takes a job in another city in another state, you shouldn't go travel with the women's basketball team to that city.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:48 am to
quote:

Pussy

Drive it like you own it

Profit
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
14960 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:53 am to
This is true. They have half the money and all the pussy so they definitely have a leg up on us.

Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
24263 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:55 am to
Why does it matter that she's pregnant?
Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
24263 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:04 am to
Someone's missing the point. Her being pregnant or not is not the prerequisite for cheating. Infidelity Hurts whether she's pregnant or not.
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:21 am to
quote:

Pussy remains undefeated and will never lose. Don't screw up your life over it.



And you can never wear that pussy out. It can take much more than what you can dish out.
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:23 am to
quote:

I have to admit, he's a scumbag, but Petrino gets fired in style.



Petrino just doing what the rest of us want to do. He had a shot and he blew it. Oh well. Life is meant to be lived I guess.
Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
Member since Nov 2013
9828 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:26 am to


"He wins till you're 40"

"Then what"

"He still wins but it's not a blow-out"
This post was edited on 2/20/18 at 10:37 am
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:21 am to
Thankfully I'm a gay so this will never be a concern for me.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30174 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

Bobby did it in style too. Hired the slam piece, showed up to work with road rash in a neck brace rocking a Sugar Bowl (that they lost) hat. And lied to his boss about every fricking thing


Like a fricking BOSS.
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

He had a shot and he blew it. Oh well.

quote:

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take...
- Wayne Gretzky "


- Bobby Petrino
This post was edited on 2/20/18 at 12:51 pm
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