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Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:22 pm
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:22 pm
You might be a Bammer if the job market crashes but it doesnt affect you one bit.
You might be a Bammer if you think a Volvo is "a girl body part".
You might be a Bammer if you have more tattoos dealing with Alabama than you have of your wife because "Alabama football give you more pleasure than any woman ever has."
You might be a Bammer if you constantly tell the boys that you "Could kick better than our kicker".
You might be a Bammer if you met all three of your ex wives at your family reunion.
You might be a Bammer if you've ever financed a tattoo.
You might be a Bammer if you've ever killed someone after a football game.
You might be a Bammer if your high school prom had a daycare and it was full.
You might be a Bammer if you have 16 trucks that are immobile but a home that is.
You might be a Bammer if your dad is also your favorite uncle.
You might be a Bammer if you've learned tons of new medical terms lately based on your quarterback's latest malady.
You might be a Bammer if you think a Volvo is "a girl body part".
You might be a Bammer if you have more tattoos dealing with Alabama than you have of your wife because "Alabama football give you more pleasure than any woman ever has."
You might be a Bammer if you constantly tell the boys that you "Could kick better than our kicker".
You might be a Bammer if you met all three of your ex wives at your family reunion.
You might be a Bammer if you've ever financed a tattoo.
You might be a Bammer if you've ever killed someone after a football game.
You might be a Bammer if your high school prom had a daycare and it was full.
You might be a Bammer if you have 16 trucks that are immobile but a home that is.
You might be a Bammer if your dad is also your favorite uncle.
You might be a Bammer if you've learned tons of new medical terms lately based on your quarterback's latest malady.
This post was edited on 3/26/20 at 10:58 pm
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Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:27 pm to SidewalkTiger
TLDR.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:27 pm to SidewalkTiger
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SidewalkTiger
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:28 pm to SidewalkTiger
You already got voted out of the bracket. Stop trying to get votes.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:30 pm to SidewalkTiger
Thank you to everyone who voted me a worse poster than OP in the RO64 
Legends
Legends
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:31 pm to CNB
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Thank you to everyone who voted me a worse poster than OP in the RO64
You just have a longer track record.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:36 pm to diddlydawg7
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You already got voted out of the bracket. Stop trying to get votes.
Went farther in the Best Poster bracket than the Worst Poster bracket.
No fricks.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:44 pm to SidewalkTiger
You might be a bammer if you triggered sidewalk tiger at 1030 pm on a Thursday
This post was edited on 3/26/20 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:51 pm to diddlydawg7
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You already got voted out of the bracket. Stop trying to get votes.
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:54 pm to NYCAuburn
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You might be a bammer if you triggered sidewalk tiger at 1030 pm on a Thursday
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:55 pm to SidewalkTiger
too bad those aren't originals
Posted on 3/26/20 at 10:58 pm to arcalades
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too bad those aren't originals
I'm over here copying shite worse than Clemson
Posted on 3/26/20 at 11:17 pm to SidewalkTiger
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You might be a Bammer if you constantly tell the boys that you "Could kick better than our kicker".
Well...
Posted on 3/27/20 at 7:33 am to SidewalkTiger
Not reading all of that you broken piece of trash.
Posted on 3/27/20 at 7:53 am to SidewalkTiger
You might be Sidewalk Tiger if you suffer
a Bammer obsessive compulsive disorder.
a Bammer obsessive compulsive disorder.
Posted on 3/27/20 at 7:56 am to SidewalkTiger
frick off little willie.
Posted on 3/27/20 at 8:10 am to SidewalkTiger
You could say these things about any state in the SE.
Posted on 3/27/20 at 8:18 am to Tuscaloosa
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You might be a Bammer if you constantly tell the boys that you "Could kick better than our kicker".
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Well...
I'm dying laughing. Thanks for the joke today Tuscaloosa!
That irony is, I think a solid 5 or so folks just on this thread could kick FGs better than any FG kicker we've had in the last decade plus.
At the least, we'd be just as bad/inaccurate.
Posted on 3/27/20 at 8:23 am to SidewalkTiger
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Went farther in the Best Poster bracket than the Worst Poster bracket.
No fricks.
Both tournaments just lost all credibility. Way to go.
Posted on 3/27/20 at 10:58 am to TT9
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Not reading all of that you broken piece of trash
Most states these days have some form of adult literacy programs, could be a great way to broaden your horizons.
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